Underage, at a party at this super small house. Find a cop style flashlight and come out of the kitchen beer in 1 hand, flashlight in the other, and said "Alright parties over I'd like to see some ID's"
Right across the room from me, the front door is open with a cop at it...he said "You'd make a good police officer"
We then tried to escape out the back door where a second cop was waiting. He was a nerd. They let us go and just said "Sober Drivers"
Worked out nice
Another time I was hiding under this little crawl space at the Pbrack Manor when I was a HS senior. They opened the crawl space up once, didn't see me and closed it...then they did it a second time, saw my foot and said I had until the count of 3 to come out or else they were sending the dog down. I came out and they said "We didn't know what you were doing down there you coulda been loading an AK or a RPG" lol
There was like 6 people there at the time...like no one, only 2 of age people. Said they were gonna arrest me for evading, MIP and one other thing and ended up just laughing at how scared we all were and left. The cops outnumbered us 2:1...
/encounters with authorities