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Old 03-28-2012, 08:06 PM #22
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When you get shot by someone on your team because you moved up too far.
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Old 03-28-2012, 10:12 PM #23
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Another one from awhile back. I'm playing out in a wood/speedball field. We're playing against noobs, so we take it a bit easy. I tell one guy "hey I'm gonna breakshoot while you got snake, so no need to shoot. He nods his head, and we get set up on the deadbox.

The ref calls the countdown, we hear teh whistle, I start to shoot, then BAM I feel a searing pain in the back of my head. the snake player decided to breakshoot, and shot me in the skull form mere inches away.
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Old 03-28-2012, 10:18 PM #24
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Another one from awhile back. I'm playing out in a wood/speedball field. We're playing against noobs, so we take it a bit easy. I tell one guy "hey I'm gonna breakshoot while you got snake, so no need to shoot. He nods his head, and we get set up on the deadbox.

The ref calls the countdown, we hear teh whistle, I start to shoot, then BAM I feel a searing pain in the back of my head. the snake player decided to breakshoot, and shot me in the skull form mere inches away.
That would be disappointing. People nowadays forget alot in 5 seconds lol
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Old 03-28-2012, 10:23 PM #25
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When you get shot by someone on your team because you moved up too far.
That has happened too many times now. Don't get how they forget
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I hate running through and shooting everyone out. Then when the game is over you get shot by your own guys with rentals?? I was more.confused than mad
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When you get shot by someone on your team because you moved up too far.
About 2 years ago, I was using my old Impulse and ran out of air. I ran down the tape yelling POW POW POW and watched as most of the other team ducked for cover. I got to their tape, shouted for me team to move up and saw a nice shade of orange spray over my lens.

My own team had shot me.
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Old 03-29-2012, 06:23 AM #28
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I was playing pump against these guys that thought I sucked, anyway I went up right side tape, got past the 50, and shot six of them out. ALL SIX of the ran back and proceeded to try and shoot me out, I shot 4 of them another 5 times and they would not call themselves out.

I confronted the guys and they said "We did not know." But I could see that the hits on their shirts had been wiped off...
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Enjoyed the stories. Wish we had a field close by to play on. Our group has to play woods ball.
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Apparently B/S/T produces a lot of these moments. I shipped a guy a pair of pants yesterday, I'm in Georgia, he's in South Carolina. We are less than 3 hours apart by automobile. For some reason USPS listed the expected delivery date as being Tuesday. I said to myself, self said I, "Surely it couldn't take 5 days for the package to travel that far!"

This morning I checked tracking on the package. It left the post office here in Georgia, and it's first stop on the way to South Carolina was... Memphis Tennessee.

In order to travel 150 miles and 3 hours East, my package has traveled roughly 400 miles and 7 hours West, at which point I can now only assume it is going to turn around and travel 550 miles and 9 hours back East to reach it's destination. Government efficiency at its best.
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You are having a BAD DAY when:

You throw a grenade at a tank and it bounces off the netting right back at you and kills you.

A tank is chasing you around a tree trunk while everyone else is just laughing their aspes off....

A guy throws a small log up against your base during a scenario night game but annouces it is a satchel charge and says run suckers. half the base runs out and get slaughtered. The rest of the base gets slaughtered about 5 minutes later...

Variation of a the theme above.....

A player rolls a rock down a hallway in a trailer annoucing it is a grenade. and everyone gets shot in the back trying to exit the room by the guy that ran down the hallway after the rock...

Your tank is playing speedball against an autoloading hand held RPG with a 6 shot magazine.

Your tank takes 6 nerfs in 6 seconds at 60 yards from another tank with an autoloading cannon.

The Bob Long Model handing out freebies turns out to be a registered player with a satchel charge.

You are ordered to take your walking tank to assist a mission in progress to take the Airport. You get there before the squad and discover 40 players and 2 bazookas that open up on you. You opt for a tactical retreat and start running back the way you came screaming for the infantry to take out the RPG players that are running down the road after your walking tank and firing and reloading as fast as they can. You run past a ref and he tells you the walkiing tank is exceeding the 5 mph speed limit and orders you to stop. You have no choice but to turn and fire on the RPG players. Win some, lose some, but you hold the land speed record for paintball walking tanks.....

The soccer mom with the dress and pearls stomps through perimeter security demading the General locate her son who has a dentist appointment. Leaves her purse with the satchel charge and exits 50 feet and hollars "Boom". General kill plus 30 players plus destroyes HQ for 30 minutes.

The lady in a beach chair and handing out Gatoraide with straws at mid field turns out to be a registered player asking about where they are going this time. Vox mic under her scarf repeating every word to HQ.... Death Squad in route to intercept.....

You inform the General that the reason why his base was blown up every 30 minutes for the night game was because the guy that volunteered to run perimeter security was an enemy player. By the way, BARREL TAG, your dead.......

Your in a tank approaching a building that would be a great ambush for a RPG player. To be safe, you blow it up with your cannon and kills all the grunts and RPG players inside. Cool...... You drive buy and a Nerf flys out and kills your tank. Hey, your dead.... No I'm not and the walking tank walks out the door.... Can't kill a tank unless the nerf hits it.

Suddenly, in your bunker notice it is raining white gooh that looks like a squadran of geese just strafed you. A ref comes in laughing that you are all on fire and dead from a flame thrower....

In broad daylight the insertion walks to HQ from the dead zone. They are joined by an enemy player lying in the weeds in a ghillie suit after the last guy passed. Walks up and asks where the general and xo is. Guy points out the general and xo. He goes up and shoots the general first and then the XO which just became the General when the general was killed. Demands a double general kill and GETS IT.....


Here, take my marker I'm and enemy player with a Meet and Greet mission with your General. What that? Its complicated. Take my gun and escort me to the general. He has a meet and greet mission too and if you kill me, you guys lose points. If nobody screws it up, the point are a tie. So kill me if you want. Barrel Tag me.. He walks me to HQ. Here's your Meet and Greet mission guy, general. What meet and greet mission? I have it right here. Grenade shower...... General kill. Give me my marker back...

The cute BABE walking in and out of the HQ during mission briefings wanting to know how she can find her boyfriend she hasn't seen for hours. Voted at end of game as Most Valuable Player as our team's SPY that was telling us where every one of their missions was going.... (Groans from the Blue Team rumored to be not only from embarrassment but that the phone numbers they got from her probably won't work)

Enemy Player infiltrates a squad exiting HQ on a mission. The enemy player takes and occupys the Refinery and the rest of the squad sets up perimeter and holds off the enemy assault for an hour. Time Up. Referee starts to sign the mission card awarding the points. The guy that was occupying the base speaks up. and asked the ref to come over. The he says No, I am an enemy player and I occupied the refinery NOT the team that defended the perimeter, HE has his radio keyed to transmit the conversaion to HQ general who should be smart enough to realize if he can get their mission card to take and occupy the base signed by a ref, they will get the points. Ref checks credentials and says their mission is busted. Everybody goes what the???? and walks over to see what the story is. The guy whispers to the ref, he might want to take a couple of steps back. And opens up on the whole squad standing around trying to figure up what is going on....

What's the password. Mickey Mouse. We challenge players in the dark and respond with Mickey mouse. So the smart guys on the other team hear it and try to use it to get into our HQ and kill the general. Whats the password? Mickey Mouse Barrel Tag...... Your are dead Mickey. We don't use passwords for that reason. I ain't saying what we actually DO to identify friend from foe in the dark... Works like a charm....

Your team made 6 Decoy markers and placed them around your objective to defend. The other team kills every defender in the base and just keeps shooting the decoys and screaming at the %$##@ blind refs who are laughing in their faces and won't call those cheating @%@$@ %#^$% out..... The decoys hold them off for 5 minutes without firing a shot and your insertion pushes them back and wins the mission.... They were so upset with the refs they had to pause the game and explain to the general and players the embarrassing fact that they could have walked into the base at any time since it was undefended by any live player. They were shooting decoys that weren't shooting back. Sorry the refs through it was pretty funny.

Forget the rec players that wipe and won't call themselves out. Come play with a better class of players where it legal to piss off the other side as long as you play by the rules.... When we get HAD by the other team, we go that was SOOoooo cool. I'll remember that one and I'll teach it to others first chance I get...... Don't get mad, get even....................
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My moment happened yesterday, playing on a Turf field, it's 3 on 3. The other team takes out our right guy, so it leaves me and my girlfriend. I take out the left guy, so I run from back of field to 50. I know where other two guys are. As I run up I open fire on the two guys, I run of balls in my hopper, so I'm shooting blanks. I go to slide into Dorito, I'm still clean, I slide past my bunker and get lit up. Epic fail
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Old 03-31-2012, 10:23 PM #33
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Mine happend earlier today we were playing a castle match I was on the defending team playing romer. Side note we had orange flags tied to our barrels. Any way I'm about 30 feet out side the castle and yell for cover so I can go back in and reload. On my way back 2 girls open up on me from my own team and procead to bonus ball me about 8 times in the mask and neck . Smh and facepalm
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Old 04-01-2012, 08:51 PM #34
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Playing 1v1 on an airball field. I go up the snake, look up, need to reload. I had a PEEERRFFEECCTTT SHOOOTTTTT.
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Old 04-01-2012, 09:20 PM #35
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Well, here's another one.
I was playing stock class for a game against another team. I had my team of eight versus their team of nine. They had some newbies with rentals on their team, but maybe four kids with their own guns. We had two first-timers, the rest of us with our own guns.
I was borrowing a teammate's ER-2 for a game, just to try it out. Well, off the break, everyone runs for the middle. I had an entourage of four people following me because they were concerned I wouldn't be able to hold my own, as it was my first pump game. Well, everyone else is shooting, but I'm holding my fire because I only have fifty rounds and one spare 12-gram. So, while my team is firing at one half of the other team, I'm sneaking around the side of their cover to try to catch them from the back. Well, my team did their job and I ended up behind their position with a perfect shot on three of them. I had a round in the gun, so I took aim on the nearest opponent and pulled the trigger, only to hear a soft "sput-sssssss" as the valve came forward on an empty 12g. Well, I wasn't too happy about the girl not giving me the gun with a fresh twelve gram, so I quietly swore under my breath and quickly changed the 12g out. By this time, one of the players on the other team who had been eliminated was shouting and pointing to where I was, which is strictly against our rules. Luckily, the players were too preoccupied with my teammates raining fire on them to heed the frantic instructions, and I was able to take down two of them before they found where I was. I have to admit, though, that I was grateful that my teammates had semis that game, because as soon as I eliminated the second player, the last guy turned around and started firing his 98C AK-47 with an e-trigger. I suppose he completely forgot about my teammates, because he stood up to get a better shot on me, and was promptly shot twice in the back of the head.
After that engagement, I moved off across the field to find that there was only one player left. I fired a longball across the field to keep the player's head down, and moved up to another piece of cover. Now, usually I play with a big 200 round hopper, so I don't really have to think about reloading, however the ER-2 is a stock class with a 10-round tube, and I'd already fired five shots against the two players eliminated. I put another round in the gun and took aim on the hill, firing three times as I moved up to keep the kid's head down. It really only takes one round to keep a player's head down, and I used this to my advantage. I'd closed to a distance of about thirty feet and popped out at the end of a snake-type berm. The kid was firing at my dad, who was moving up, so I aimed and fired. The shot missed, and the kid started looking for me. I pumped the gun again (the tube was empty) and pulled out for a snap shot. The gun made a loud "BANG" and no ball came out. Remembering the tubes in my pocket, I popped the original tube out and inserted a new one. By this time, the kid had taken a shot to the shoulder from my dad and his Viewloader, so the game was over.

So, that long story amounts to one thing:
Running out of air and ammo at the worst times!
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Old 04-01-2012, 09:44 PM #36
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Got one from today.

Got some D2 and D3 friends who were gonna head out with all BDUs and lower grade guns to a local woodsball field and challenge the local team (local team is a bunch of cheating pricks). I pack up all my gear, clean/lube my guns, and set my alarm on my phone.

Wake up at 3:30pm. My charger unplugged when I moved my gearbag, and phone died. I had 4 texts and 2 missed calls all asking where I was.

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Today I''m walking back to the dead zone, I'm almost there with the game still going on a considerable distance BEHIND me and BAM I get shot in the chest. A group of rental players was letting a little kid, too young to play, sit outside the dead zone and shoot at people coming off the field. I found out later he shot at my friend too and he told them to stop the kid but they let him keep doing it until he actually hit someone that didn't appreciate it.
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Old 04-01-2012, 10:30 PM #38
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Today I''m walking back to the dead zone, I'm almost there with the game still going on a considerable distance BEHIND me and BAM I get shot in the chest. A group of rental players was letting a little kid, too young to play, sit outside the dead zone and shoot at people coming off the field. I found out later he shot at my friend too and he told them to stop the kid but they let him keep doing it until he actually hit someone that didn't appreciate it.
Shooting players coming off the field? That doesn't sound fun for anyone. We don't play paintball to get shot, we play to shoot other people.
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The other day I was playing with some freinds on a feild we had just built. I origonally underbored one barrel size (~3 thousandths) and had about one barrel break in five. After going up two more back sizes, I still broke about one in fifty.
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:34 AM #40
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Dad and the two boys showed up for open play to celebrate the 12 year olds birthday. Little brudder was 10 1/2 allegedly.

Total Newbies and talking trash how they were going to clean our clocks. You might was to hang back a bit and see how the game works.

Game on! and all three of them jumped up on TOP of the birm they were supposed to be hiding behind and started doing their best Rambo imitation shooting from the hip.

Needless to say, a couple of seconds later they were wearing a hundred or so welts... The 10 year old was so gogged he lifted his mask up and we promptly started screaming MASK OFF! CEASE FIRE! and charged the kid to shield him from any incomming. He was upset from all the welts and when he had 10 players charging at him and screaming, he totally freaked out! Thought we were really going to kill him or something. Went totally hysterical.

We got his mask back on and Dad literally carried him off the field. They had a nice little private game of paintball after they got him calmed down.

More excitment than he signed up for.
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