The ****ing tow truck driver was late and I ended up eating all the gummy worms. He still wanted his payment, which I didn't have, and he wouldn't take no for an answer and became extremely violent for wasting his time. So I did what any rational thinking person would do...I killed him.
I called AAA and they said they would be here in a week.
We didn't get lost, we got booted. And the gummy worms, well, they're the best kind. The kind that freeze polar bears in their tracks and hunt you down like you're the last meal on earth.
