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Old 02-22-2012, 08:22 AM #22
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SIPPING VODKA
A new Priest at his first Mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After Mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.
The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the Mass, he found the following note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his a..
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C..
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook
8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the crap out of him..
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his a..
10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and eat it for this is my body." He did not say,"Eat me."
12) The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'.
13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:24 AM #23
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I have decided that I need more than 4hrs of sleep a night.
sleep is overrated, quit staying up posting so much, lol,
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:44 AM #24
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I thought the pics of my reg for sale were detailed and clear enough. Apparently not.

Sigh................
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:52 AM #25
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I thought the pics of my reg for sale were detailed and clear enough. Apparently not.

Sigh................
no b/s/t, lol.
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Old 02-22-2012, 09:01 AM #26
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Asking if my CP tank reg FS was hp..... lol...
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Old 02-22-2012, 11:28 AM #27
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Sup all....
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:11 PM #28
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Thanks msonic for your help!
What the heck is the matter with you? This is pbn, mods are to be mocked and ridiculed. You can't go do something like that in a public forum!!
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:25 PM #29
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Sipping beer at 1:24pm (started at noon) and its not football season so I don't have an excuse...
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Bigman is soooooooooooo excited to spend 22 hours in a car with me. Galveston is about to be legit as ****kkkkkkkkkkkk.
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:28 PM #31
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Sipping beer at 1:24pm (started at noon) and its not football season so I don't have an excuse...
umm its 5 o clock some where lol
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:42 PM #32
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Bigman is soooooooooooo excited to spend 22 hours in a car with me. Galveston is about to be legit as ****kkkkkkkkkkkk.
good luck guys, im skipping texas and Huntington to attend world cup and Vegas!!
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umm its 5 o clock some where lol
This is what happens when I don't work on a weekday. I end up sitting here drinking and browsing pbn/cc/iog/mcb all day

Sometimes I get motivated and fix a few paintball guns.. But not usually
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good luck guys, im skipping texas and Huntington to attend world cup and Vegas!!
are you attending IMS this season? I know plenty of the events are outdoors.
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Bigman is soooooooooooo excited to spend 22 hours in a car with me. Galveston is about to be legit as ****kkkkkkkkkkkk.
what did I get myself into??
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what did I get myself into??
load up an mp3 player and make him listen to only music you love.
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Old 02-22-2012, 01:16 PM #37
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load up an mp3 player and make him listen to only music you love.
Oh that is a given, Pit bull all the way down. Plus they are college kids and will sleep 90% of the time.
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Old 02-22-2012, 01:26 PM #38
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Oh that is a given, Pit bull all the way down. Plus they are college kids and will sleep 90% of the time.
Pass out is more like it big man. At least the few going with you will be safe lol its the others im scared for.
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Just wear a chastity belt and you'll be fine.
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This is what happens when I don't work on a weekday. I end up sitting here drinking and browsing pbn/cc/iog/mcb all day

Sometimes I get motivated and fix a few paintball guns.. But not usually
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are you attending IMS this season? I know plenty of the events are outdoors.
Sure will, ill be attending all the out door events this year for IMS along with GLS as well, Chi town PSP/NPPL and then world cup and vegas. I also am working on a few other really big projects with paintball and MMA here in michigan. I am also looking for a team to sponsor for the season who will be playing the events I plan to cover 2012 is going to be a epic year!!!
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LOL I hope no one in the car is good at picking locks, you know how those Detroit/Flint players roll....
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