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Old 02-19-2012, 09:53 PM #85
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Up until yesterday this was the stupidest thing I heard:
I played with a kid that was talking like he was playing COD or Halo all day. He asked the ref if we were playing respawns before every game, and then would talk about how he got a double/triple kill that game. He also had a hard time understanding that paintballs do not fly to exactly where you point the gun like in a video game.

Then yesterday this happened:
A lot of the players on the other team were getting hit multiple times but not going out. I hit one guy 3-4 times and he wasn't going out and I was screaming to the ref for a paint check but he didn't go look. The rest of my team was screaming to the refs for paint checks on other players too but they didn't go look. Eventually we won because we just kept shooting them until they couldn't take the pain. After the game the refs told my team "you have to tell us specifically which bunker to go check." I usually get a long very well with refs, but really; we have to give you specific locations when all of us are screaming that half the team is getting hit and not going out before you'll leave the sidelines and go do your job? That's gotta be in the top 10 stupid things ever said on a paintball field in the history of paintball!
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Old 02-19-2012, 10:10 PM #86
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My autococker is 10 years old. That being said, it still looks low, profile, tactical, sexy and balanced. I overheard this kid say, "His gun is worth $5000 on the market."
Should of asked him if he would buy it from you for like $2000.00 and then he could sell it for $5000.00 and make a profit.
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Old 02-20-2012, 09:15 AM #87
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Sitting in the staging area at my local field... Theres a few rental on at table across from us... one kid pulld his mask off and starts looking down the barrel (no condom)... one of the workers is walking past and casually says "dont worry kid your eye will grow back" wtihout breaking stride.
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:40 PM #88
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Handing my Mechanical Autococker over to a kid and he says after looking it over:

"How do you turn it on?"

More out of ignorance then stupidity but i found it funny nonetheless.
I once met a kid who said like that....
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:51 PM #89
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Up until yesterday this was the stupidest thing I heard:
I played with a kid that was talking like he was playing COD or Halo all day. He asked the ref if we were playing respawns before every game, and then would talk about how he got a double/triple kill that game. He also had a hard time understanding that paintballs do not fly to exactly where you point the gun like in a video game.
Respawns make for a much better game, you're not out of the action if you make a stupid mistake early on.
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Old 02-21-2012, 08:00 PM #90
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Some guy was explaining electros or something. I don't know what, but he said "They're more accurate" and I thought "Bro... you're so damn wrong"
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Old 02-21-2012, 08:32 PM #91
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I don't disagree that re-spawning can sometimes make games more entertaining, but coupled with the rest of the dude's video game comments, it was amusing.

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Some guy was explaining electros or something. I don't know what, but he said "They're more accurate" and I thought "Bro... you're so damn wrong"
To a certain extent they are, at least those with regulators, which are most. Guns with regulators run at a lower residual pressure so they have less fluctuations in air flow and pressure when firing rapidly so the grouping of shots will also have less fluctuation.
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Old 02-26-2012, 08:06 PM #92
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"Why? I don't need to keep my mask on when I play airsoft"
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:14 AM #93
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My autococker is 10 years old. That being said, it still looks low profile, tactical, sexy and balanced. I overheard this kid say, "His gun is worth $5000 on the market."
but it was gold plated and had diamonds encrusted.
kid was way off. more like 15000
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:00 PM #94
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i was reffing this one time and we have a punch system, where if they break the rules 3 times they have to leave. anyway, while reffing, a kid took off his mask DURING a game, so i punched him. he then threatens to shoot me, and this against the rules so i punched him again and he yelled at me and told me he was going to talk to the manager and went into the lobby area without a barrel bag. 3 punches withen 45 seconds. while leaving he threw his new g6r on the ground abd screamed for his mom to take him home, some people...
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:38 PM #95
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I have a PMR, and some guy thought that's why I was shooting 250... Which is what my field's FPS limit is. Then he proceeded to tell me that the reason he couldn't shoot me was because he has a Spyder and it probably couldn't even hit 200.
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Old 03-11-2012, 07:56 PM #96
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"Fanning my 98 in a woods game" some person with an ion- "whoa, are you a pro or something? you shoot so fast!" I was shooting like 6bps but okay.....
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Old 03-12-2012, 12:56 AM #97
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I don't disagree that re-spawning can sometimes make games more entertaining, but coupled with the rest of the dude's video game comments, it was amusing.



To a certain extent they are, at least those with regulators, which are most. Guns with regulators run at a lower residual pressure so they have less fluctuations in air flow and pressure when firing rapidly so the grouping of shots will also have less fluctuation.
Yeah, but he was making is seem like dead-on bullet-like accuracy.
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Old 03-12-2012, 12:55 PM #98
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partially heard but then seen,

girl asked me if she was out of paint on the field. I heard a few rolling around in her hopper, Told her no you have a few left. She said "oh really!" turned the barrel towards her face (mask was on) and shot right up her mask and smashed her nose. Blood sprayed out of the mask vents onto my goggles along with white paint. Needless to say she didnt want to play anymore.
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Old 03-12-2012, 02:21 PM #99
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girl asked me if she was out of paint on the field. I heard a few rolling around in her hopper, Told her no you have a few left. She said "oh really!" turned the barrel towards her face (mask was on) and shot right up her mask and smashed her nose. Blood sprayed out of the mask vents onto my goggles along with white paint. Needless to say she didnt want to play anymore.
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Old 03-12-2012, 02:32 PM #100
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girl asked me if she was out of paint on the field. I heard a few rolling around in her hopper, Told her no you have a few left. She said "oh really!" turned the barrel towards her face (mask was on) and shot right up her mask and smashed her nose. Blood sprayed out of the mask vents onto my goggles along with white paint. Needless to say she didnt want to play anymore.
friggin OUCH
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Old 03-12-2012, 05:46 PM #101
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Wow if I had a machine gun,(referring to my TM-15) i could kill alot more guys too!!(referring to my 2-3 "kills" per game..
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Old 03-15-2012, 06:44 PM #102
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A team mate suggesting patting your chest as a hand and arm signal... As if the refs wouldn't think you were wiping.
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Old 03-15-2012, 10:30 PM #103
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girl asked me if she was out of paint on the field. I heard a few rolling around in her hopper, Told her no you have a few left. She said "oh really!" turned the barrel towards her face (mask was on) and shot right up her mask and smashed her nose. Blood sprayed out of the mask vents onto my goggles along with white paint. Needless to say she didnt want to play anymore.
WHY would you do that?!?
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:01 PM #104
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WHY would you do that?!?
It must be us, those of us that play regularly, I mean. The general safety rules, especially the concept of keeping your mask on and between a gun and your face at all times, must be very hard to understand until you've had them explained multiple times.

Last time I played there was a group of us that were dead but still watching from the edge of the field and this rental guy had his masked half tipped up onto his forehead and was looking down at his gun, with no barrel plug trying to lean it barrel up against a tree. I told him to put his mask back on and and put his barrel plug in. He turn his head and looked at me, hands still blindly fiddling with positioning his gun, no idea if safety was on. So I took the gun out of his hands and laid it down so it wasn't pointed at his face anymore and told him again to put his mask on and his response was "Chill dude, my mask is mostly on!"

It has to be us! Our belief that you wear a mask to protect your face from a shot from any gun on the field at any time must be wrong. I suspect that it's true purpose is to only protect your face from other people's shots, during a game and only if it's not fogged up.
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2 weeks ago...kid with a tippy 98 rental...to his friend,
"i cant figure out how to get this off automatic"


wtf?? really?


same day, rental kid said to us,
"thats not fair, you have semi-auto guns"
i told him you do too, but just let them walk away....not worth my time to try to explain things to brick walls
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