[navillus]

For those that are familiar with the Hell Survivors big games, you are surely familiar with Narf. When Narf steps up to General (or President for Global Conquest), he has a habit of winning. Narf is sneaky, always finding a way to trick the other teams, or finding loopholes in the rules that give unfair advantages to his team. His ethics are questionable, as are the players that support him.

With this, I give you the No Wins For Narf 2012 Campaign. The name speaks for itself.

I'll be setting up a private forum for supporters of the campaign, more details to follow. For now, post if you support the campaign.

(Yes, I consider Narf a friend, and I appreciate the use of his campsite and his MRE's. I just don't want him to win this year )

[CONFEDERATE ARMY]

Narf Will Be Defeated

[pbkidminion]

I like the idea Nav! any idea on what service you are gonna use for the forum? if you need help I'll gladly help with it, ive set up a bunch of forums and stuff, just let me know

Lets take down Narf!

[navillus]

Originally Posted by pbkidminion

I like the idea Nav! any idea on what service you are gonna use for the forum? if you need help I'll gladly help with it, ive set up a bunch of forums and stuff, just let me know

Lets take down Narf!

I'm considering just adding a section to RTR's forum since the resources are already there.

[peppelepugh]

....this had totally made my day..... I'M DOWN FOR THE CAUSE!!!!!

[CONFEDERATE ARMY]

I just realized... I got ppl pre registering now for global, how cann they know what teams glr pick for 2012, I only know tippmann team

[jtguy2269]

If anyone or groups going out want another player to join along please met me know. None of my friends play anymore, and would like to join up with a group. send me a pm!

[CrazyDriver84]

Originally Posted by jtguy2269

If anyone or groups going out want another player to join along please met me know. None of my friends play anymore, and would like to join up with a group. send me a pm!

PM sent.

[Narf]

I would like to join this cause. How might one go about joining the campaign?

[pbkidminion]

for you: don't show up! lol. now is that too hard to do? you can be the leader of our campaign if you follow that! lol

[navillus]

Originally Posted by Narf

I would like to join this cause. How might one go about joining the campaign?

You can join the campaign Narf, but don't expect access to my forum haha.
GLR took away my special access a long time ago, this is my retaliation.

[msonic]

Originally Posted by Narf

I would like to join this cause. How might one go about joining the campaign?

If you need anyone infracted, just let me know.



NOT THAT I AM ON YOUR SIDE OR ANYTHING.......

[jtguy2269]

narf has a red target on his forehead from here on out!

[Beest]

Originally Posted by navillus

His ethics are questionable, as are the players that support him.

Understand the game and play it, last two globals have partly been won becasue we worked harder on finding gold, a good scenario game isn't just about shooting people.

Maybe hard work isn't an ethic you subscribe too.

[beaker_78]

I am also dissapointed at Nav. Not about the cause, by all means... Try to keep us from winning. I would. But to question our ethics - here's a side story. We planned to use armbands placed legitimately on the opposite arm of the team one for global to cause confusion, because confusion is fun. Nav lost access to our forum becuase he lacked the creativity to come up with his own plan and stole ours. I took a heavy beating on here for the global that was no alliances because I enforced the no alliances rule with a five on two nation beatdown - one of which Nav was a part of. Plot to keep us from winning - no problem. But don't question our ethics, especially when you have done everything we have and more in the interest of fun.

[beaker_78]

However, realize that I'm now motivated for a counter-offensive... And we have cookies and cold pop.

[GLR Fireman]

[quote=navillus;73989869] Narf is sneaky, always finding a way to trick the other teams, or finding loopholes in the rules that give unfair advantages to his team. His ethics are questionable, as are the players that support him.
QUOTE]

So,, from now on,,, no paintball player should ever sneek up on anyone or try to play a scenario game strategically???? Sounds to me that someone just cant handle being on the losing side.

As for the players that support him,, those are also the same players that normally provide you with energy drinks, water and conversation at most games. However if our ethics are questionable,,,, why are we sponsored by Hells Survivors and why do some players (Navillus) use our benefits so frequently?? I guess benefits should change this year.
LOL

On the other hand,,, bring the battle,,, we are up for it!!

[CONFEDERATE ARMY]

nav maybe you can put this all on me? i dont get any tax cuts or anything from the glr eliete group... however i have my own side of the story and im sick of it... glr claims a nation as their own, taking almost all officer spots and leaving nothing left to the others, then in the secretecy of their own little canopy they make the calls of when and where to attack places, the people get very little choices, (sounds kinda like N.W.O to me) then when they win very little credit is given to the other players, and as for narf, can any of you remember a few years back a nice little boy by the name tommy diablo. he must have been like 13 at the time and narf took out a airplane and being the last one left on it he found little tommy and dropped off the airplane super close to tommy and shot him , last year narf whiped some purple glitter paint on my face and neck, when i got home my ol lady got rid of me and accused me of cheating on her, and i was not the only one hit with this glittery goo.... glr dont take this the wrong way, we appriciate you all at hell survivors we just need someone to pick on that can defend them selves....
disclaimer:most of this was true stories totally twisted to make them sound mean

[Dooku]

[navillus]

Guys, guys. This is all in good fun. Beaker wants you all to stop calling him. He understands my intentions with this thread.

Also, the armband idea wasn't stolen from your forum. It was "stolen" by Narf showing off his fancy duct tape the Friday night before the game, after which I had called Scott to pick some up for me. If you don't believe that, I'm sure there is a log on your forum to show the date I lost access to the special parts.

Regardless. You know I love you guys, but smack talk makes these games so much more fun. For those of you upset about the 'ethics' portion of my first post, don't read too far in to that.

Also, Beest, I take hard work and ethics very seriously. Your post hits me a little hard, but I'll ignore the personal attack.

[dolce32]

Originally Posted by CONFEDERATE ARMY

nav maybe you can put this all on me? i dont get any tax cuts or anything from the glr eliete group... however i have my own side of the story and im sick of it... glr claims a nation as their own, taking almost all officer spots and leaving nothing left to the others, then in the secretecy of their own little canopy they make the calls of when and where to attack places, the people get very little choices, (sounds kinda like N.W.O to me) then when they win very little credit is given to the other players, and as for narf, can any of you remember a few years back a nice little boy by the name tommy diablo. he must have been like 13 at the time and narf took out a airplane and being the last one left on it he found little tommy and dropped off the airplane super close to tommy and shot him , last year narf whiped some purple glitter paint on my face and neck, when i got home my ol lady got rid of me and accused me of cheating on her, and i was not the only one hit with this glittery goo.... glr dont take this the wrong way, we appriciate you all at hell survivors we just need someone to pick on that can defend them selves....
disclaimer:most of this was true stories totally twisted to make them sound mean

sounds like u got smurffed by narf. lmao