Shocker Owners v.20 "we spend more time on pbn than playing"

KookieMonster · 12-23-2011, 06:39 PM

My jersey is 2XL. I'm 6'2 235lbs so I need the extra size.

St1nkyTw4t<3 · 12-23-2011, 06:43 PM

yeah well Im 10 foot tall and weigh a ****ing ton...............let me find the video Im refering to.

team_Static_Age · 12-23-2011, 06:47 PM

Im 5 11 and 300.. give or take 10 since the holidays..

KookieMonster · 12-23-2011, 06:48 PM

hmmm... interesting...

KookieMonster · 12-23-2011, 06:49 PM

yea, not sure how well that would work out for ya then Static. The heaviest I've ever been was 265.

St1nkyTw4t<3 · 12-23-2011, 06:50 PM

Im 6'1 210 lbs get it son!

KookieMonster · 12-23-2011, 06:51 PM

I use to be 210... like 10 years ago. LOL

St1nkyTw4t<3 · 12-23-2011, 06:53 PM

IM only 16, Ive got weight to gain haha

team_Static_Age · 12-23-2011, 06:54 PM

Come on kids stop shopping at baby gap... A kid showed up to help us out on the field wearing skinny jeans.. WHO SAID THAT WAS EVER COOL yeah I wanna look like a sausage in a casing.. Doesnt your junk get messed up in that.

St1nkyTw4t<3 · 12-23-2011, 06:55 PM

not sure, I wear cargos haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyu7y...eature=related

KookieMonster · 12-23-2011, 06:58 PM

I'm 36... and my wife keeps trying to get me to wear skinny jeans and I'm against it.

St1nkyTw4t<3 · 12-23-2011, 06:58 PM

devorce her NOW

team_Static_Age · 12-23-2011, 06:59 PM

I got a hit for a evolve bolt or a ndz stinger v3.. whats the word?

YeloSno · 12-23-2011, 07:10 PM

the evolve v2, sprung, is supposed to be pretty much the third best thing next to the FF and Eigen kit.

At least from what I hear.

the v1 looks like a stock old school sft bolt, so I call ****s on that.

The v3m is great with a Rhino1XL spring. The v3m bolt itself sells like $27 new, I think.

KookieMonster · 12-23-2011, 07:11 PM

Honestly, I prefer the NOX Kilo over them. But any of the 3 are good. The big complaint on the NOX kilo is tollerances are not as good because of the material they are made from. I've not had problems with it personally, but some have.

St1nky, why devorce? She makes up for it by playing the rusty trombone...

trying to make me wear skinny jeans = -2pts
her playing the rusty trombone = +25pts

YeloSno · 12-23-2011, 07:14 PM

holy assballs, batman!

I'm only 5'9" and 131lbs.

Dammit Kookie. Your score rating system and terminology is redonk.

and it's spelled "Divorce"

Had a Sprung NOX Kilo like that. It was great, but it had more friction than an HE bolt so I was like "**** it." and went out, bought 5 full HE kits for $75 bucks and now I have a pile of ****.

Some of it will be sent out for measurement for a threaded sleeve/can system I'm working on.

St1nkyTw4t<3 · 12-23-2011, 07:14 PM

Keep Her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

St1nkyTw4t<3 · 12-23-2011, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YeloSno

holy assballs, batman!

I'm only 5'9" and 131lbs.

Dammit Kookie. Your score rating system and terminology is redonk.

and it's spelled "Divorce"

the only reason you know that is because your father is a lawyer.
sorry, I had to be a dick to someone.

YeloSno · 12-23-2011, 07:19 PM

lol. I wish my dad was a lawyer. He's a moron.

Then again, lots of lawyers are morons, just very unsuccessful ones.

Either way, he's not a lawyer, but we are Jewish, so you're close.

omg. comma overdose.

St1nkyTw4t<3 · 12-23-2011, 07:20 PM

I know you were jewish, it was the biggest component of the joke.

jim4130 · 12-23-2011, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by team_Static_Age

I got a hit for a evolve bolt or a ndz stinger v3.. whats the word?

Evolves are well known for bad tollerances like the nox bolts are. From my testing and research the next best thing from an eigen bolt is the sprung ndz v3m matched with a ndz adjustable bolt guide