[General_MacArthur]

Hopefully the lions can stop getting so many damn penalties. It's gonna make them lose the ****in game.

[MattDamnit]

**** da lions. GUESS WHO'S BACK BRO.

[General_MacArthur]

**** the lions? You should get banned again. -__-

[travisxcore]

Just ****ed my ex. Feltgoodman.

[casultytosociety]

[DyePaintballer2k11]

Originally Posted by CDN_Gaiter

Yeah I aint even scared bro

What made you return?

[xmc1146.]

I figure I'll ask a quick Q in here. How many posts do I need before PMs kick in?

Edit: Bam, they're on. Nevermind...

[CDN_Gaiter]

Originally Posted by DyePaintballer2k11

What made you return?

No reason at all, it's complete rubbish here though, gospel of tom yeah.

[casultytosociety]

it was our undying passion that he missed so furiously.


and when i say our, i say him and me.

[DyePaintballer2k11]

Originally Posted by CDN_Gaiter

No reason at all, it's complete rubbish here though, gospel of tom yeah.

Pretty much.

[SUR3]

Originally Posted by Porcheracer187

i was just wondering the same thing lol im new here


is this the section thats not about paintball right? can i post in here?

ya mang. if you show your dick

[Chris631]

eyoo

[<B&F> Johnny]

So I owe you guys a story from last night.

Bad Decision Johnny was back in full force last night.

Someone Died.

[contractkiller20]

Holy tits. Write that story. NOW!

[<B&F> Johnny]

So there is a guy at work who turned 21 yesterday. (No one really likes him or hangs out with him)

He stopped bye my room and invited me out, i declined because I am in the middle of a 24 hour work day right now. Well after I played battlefield until 10:30 or so I said **** it, this kid is only going to turn 21 once. Texted him and caught up with him out at the club, poor dude was alone no one went with him and he didn't seem to be having a good time. Got to the club at like 11 and started jamming alcohol down his throat. 12:00 rolled around and one of my friends who just had reconstructive knee surgery needed some food and cigs. It was midnight now and I had gotten this kid 18 shots between mixed drinks and shots. He seemed drunk but did not drive, so i bid him farewell for the night and told him to call me if he needed anything. I got food and cigs to my buddy, and the kid i met out at the club texted me for a ride because he had no money for a cab so i told him i would come get him right away. Got back to the club and he was gone. Said **** it he is a big boy and will be alright. Woke up this morning before work to find out from several messages from other people, he had an unknown heart condition and between that and the amount of alcohol i pumped into him, he had passed out several times (Ambulance was called), stopped breathing on 4 separate occasions (another soldier gave him CPR) and had no heart beat twice and had to be defibulated back to life twice.

So I guess no one really died, but technically he died twice. But never do i plan on anyone thanking me ever again for killing them with alcohol so they can discover they have a heart condition...


Last week i took a dude out drinking with me and got him so drunk he peed all over his room, people aren't going to want to go out with me anymore because they can't hang

[ZeR0 EVOlution]

You ****ing guy. Good thing he didn't die. GG though, hopefully he'll remember his 21st birthday.

If I stay up until 1 am, I can wake up at 9 with eight hours of sleep, workout and be ready to leave my house by 12, give myself an hour to prep for my final, and then be at school by 1:30 to get a ****ing A.

[casultytosociety]

Originally Posted by <B&F> Johnny

So there is a guy at work who turned 21 yesterday. (No one really likes him or hangs out with him)

He stopped bye my room and invited me out, i declined because I am in the middle of a 24 hour work day right now. Well after I played battlefield until 10:30 or so I said **** it, this kid is only going to turn 21 once. Texted him and caught up with him out at the club, poor dude was alone no one went with him and he didn't seem to be having a good time. Got to the club at like 11 and started jamming alcohol down his throat. 12:00 rolled around and one of my friends who just had reconstructive knee surgery needed some food and cigs. It was midnight now and I had gotten this kid 18 shots between mixed drinks and shots. He seemed drunk but did not drive, so i bid him farewell for the night and told him to call me if he needed anything. I got food and cigs to my buddy, and the kid i met out at the club texted me for a ride because he had no money for a cab so i told him i would come get him right away. Got back to the club and he was gone. Said **** it he is a big boy and will be alright. Woke up this morning before work to find out from several messages from other people, he had an unknown heart condition and between that and the amount of alcohol i pumped into him, he had passed out several times (Ambulance was called), stopped breathing on 4 separate occasions (another soldier gave him CPR) and had no heart beat twice and had to be defibulated back to life twice.

So I guess no one really died, but technically he died twice. But never do i plan on anyone thanking me ever again for killing them with alcohol so they can discover they have a heart condition...


Last week i took a dude out drinking with me and got him so drunk he peed all over his room, people aren't going to want to go out with me anymore because they can't hang

give me two years conditioning with you and i'll be able to hang.

[ZeR0 EVOlution]

lololol

[CDN_Gaiter]

I've never killed a kid, but I made a kid **** himself from drinking too much.

BF today, Big John?

[BreeRockz! (Banned)]

Bad Decision Johnny: You'll have a killer good time.

[The_Hawk]

Originally Posted by BreeRockz!

Bad Decision Johnny: You'll have a killer good time.

After hearing tasteless jokes all morning, this made me chuckle.