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Old 12-01-2011, 02:22 AM #22
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It’ll be a better if you make your own food chart that will serve as guide to have a balanced diet. List all healthy foods that you think you needed in your diet. Here are some foods reach in protein; eggs, dairy products, beans and seafood. A caution, though, watch your protein intake ‘coz when you take too much it harm your body.
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Old 12-01-2011, 09:10 AM #23
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On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?
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Old 12-01-2011, 11:54 AM #24
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Old 12-01-2011, 01:49 PM #25
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I lol'd when his mom asked him what he had and a tear rolled down his cheek.
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Old 12-01-2011, 02:31 PM #26
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Old 12-01-2011, 02:43 PM #27
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Old 01-19-2012, 07:23 PM #28
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Old 01-19-2012, 10:58 PM #29
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Old 01-20-2012, 12:43 AM #30
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Old 01-21-2012, 01:07 AM #31
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Old 03-21-2012, 06:57 AM #32
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According to me, You should it fresh fruits and vegetables in your diet to get calories. I think banana is the best thing for calories. You can take honey with milk. You can eat chicken and meat to get lots of calories and it will protect you against any body illness.
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:22 AM #33
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According to me, You should it fresh fruits and vegetables in your diet to get calories. I think banana is the best thing for calories. You can take honey with milk. You can eat chicken and meat to get lots of calories and it will protect you against any body illness.
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On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:40 PM #36
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You are doing good workouts, these workouts will be helpful not only to burn the fat but also to improve your muscles.
If you don't want the protein shakes then you can take any other protein food, or protein supplements for the muscles building purposes.
Natural protein foods are more effective according to research.
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You are doing good workouts, these workouts will be helpful not only to burn the fat but also to improve your muscles.
If you don't want the protein shakes then you can take any other protein food, or protein supplements for the muscles building purposes.
Natural protein foods are more effective according to research.
Lets see this research
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