USAF Discussion V: I can't tell you..... it's Classified

CptObvious · 10-31-2011, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by NEp8ntballer

you're lucky you make me laugh. I have friends at Langley.

That's a coincidence, I have friends at Langley, too.

NWCD · 10-31-2011, 01:23 AM

I have friends at Langley too! Can I join this club?

CptObvious · 10-31-2011, 01:25 AM

NO! This is an exclusive club. No NDI allowed.

NEp8ntballer · 10-31-2011, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by CptObvious

That's a coincidence, I have friends at Langley, too.

I laughed so hard it made my shoulder hurt.

CptObvious · 10-31-2011, 02:02 AM

That's karma. It's telling you that you should not have played dodgeball. All that clicking and typing has weakened you.

NEp8ntballer · 10-31-2011, 02:24 AM

I thought about *****ing out and running a 5k instead but the main PT event was supposed to be dodgeball and I didn't want them to see the only officer at PT duck out to do their own thing even though the option was given.

CptObvious · 10-31-2011, 02:36 AM

Well in retrospect, you should have. Cause now they see you as weak since you hurt yourself playing.

Funny LT story. Our old flight LT was deployed with us, but with the AMU. We were out working a jet one night in the hangar and we was making his rounds with the Senior. We go; "Hey LT! Wanna help us out?" He says sure, and grabs a hammer and scraper to help us remove the RAM. He's doing well after we show him how to do it properly. Now the panel we were working on was a hump panel- it's covering the actuator that moves the flaps. So there is a nice curve to it.

We hear him pounding away on the scraper, then a loud, very distinct, sound of composite cracking and snapping. We removed some sealant and paint...the dude wrecked it, and wrecked it good. Ripped off about 4 layers of composite from the JET side. That is, the non-removeable stuff...as in, big mistakeo.

Of course we can fix it, we're structural dudes, its our job, and he should have known, since he was our flight OIC at one point, but we laced into him. "OH ****! We gotta rip this section off the jet, and call lockheed. Probably cost a couple hundred gs!" Just making him feel like ****. Kept it going for a few days while we repaired it.

Now he never touches a jet.

CptObvious · 10-31-2011, 04:24 AM

Last day for BDUs and I can't wear mine...I couldn't acquired a ****ing iron and get 'em pressed in time. Tis a sad day indeed. (And yes, for those of you paying attention, that is a ****ing field jacket, 'cause thats how I roll. I swear I was the last person in the AF to ever be issued one).

Crane · 10-31-2011, 05:30 AM

I was gonna wear mine.. but I am deployed.. Multicam is actually pretty close to BDU though.

Field jacket.. I remember that thing.. Fun times.

Deathmoney07 · 10-31-2011, 05:57 AM

Fo sho, BDU's were awesome. I honestly just miss the fact that you can tell who the dirt bags are based on how ****ty their uniforms were pressed...now it doesnt matter with ABU's.

*Daylight* · 10-31-2011, 08:01 AM

New to this OT, let me introduce myself....(i would send an email....seeing how that is the airforce way

) Name is Jame Reyna out of robins afb, do some intel work there and have been playing for 7 years. Looking forward to funny conversations when im not doing anything at work....

NWCD · 10-31-2011, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CptObvious

NO! This is an exclusive club. No NDI allowed.

I'm going to Xray the **** out of you.

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Originally Posted by CptObvious

Well in retrospect, you should have. Cause now they see you as weak since you hurt yourself playing.

Funny LT story. Our old flight LT was deployed with us, but with the AMU. We were out working a jet one night in the hangar and we was making his rounds with the Senior. We go; "Hey LT! Wanna help us out?" He says sure, and grabs a hammer and scraper to help us remove the RAM. He's doing well after we show him how to do it properly. Now the panel we were working on was a hump panel- it's covering the actuator that moves the flaps. So there is a nice curve to it.

We hear him pounding away on the scraper, then a loud, very distinct, sound of composite cracking and snapping. We removed some sealant and paint...the dude wrecked it, and wrecked it good. Ripped off about 4 layers of composite from the JET side. That is, the non-removeable stuff...as in, big mistakeo.

Of course we can fix it, we're structural dudes, its our job, and he should have known, since he was our flight OIC at one point, but we laced into him. "OH ****! We gotta rip this section off the jet, and call lockheed. Probably cost a couple hundred gs!" Just making him feel like ****. Kept it going for a few days while we repaired it.

Now he never touches a jet.

Yeah and I bet you skipped the stpe in the T.O that said call for NDI eval. Douche.

Crane · 10-31-2011, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by *Daylight*

New to this OT, let me introduce myself....(i would send an email....seeing how that is the airforce way

) Name is Jame Reyna out of robins afb, do some intel work there and have been playing for 7 years. Looking forward to funny conversations when im not doing anything at work....

Welcome. As long as you are a sarcastic ******* who doesn't pretend to know **** that you don't (Orvis) You should do OK here.

Im the resident picture taker guy... I am not sure why they pay me.

DeadBodyMan · 10-31-2011, 10:06 AM

the only thing funny about these convos is the size of my dickhole.

Crane · 10-31-2011, 10:19 AM

Last night on my FOB before I hop on my ride to go home... I think its time to put on my Halloween costume...

Deathmoney07 · 10-31-2011, 10:22 AM

^^ I LOL'd so hard, my co-workers thing im crazy.

BunkerNinja · 10-31-2011, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Crane

Welcome. As long as you are a sarcastic ******* who doesn't pretend to know **** that you don't (BunkerNinja) You should do OK here.

**** you man

SniperForce-Duffek · 10-31-2011, 07:36 PM

You know crane, that is a great quote in your sig. I've been trying to find a way to argue that point and I believe Ive found it.

BunkerNinja · 10-31-2011, 07:37 PM

I've found that the quote, "There are no atheists in foxholes," to be complete horse****.

Crane · 10-31-2011, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BunkerNinja

**** you man

Well maybe you should stop pretending to be EOD then geeze. We all know you work the flight kitchen..

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Originally Posted by SniperForce-Duffek

You know crane, that is a great quote in your sig. I've been trying to find a way to argue that point and I believe Ive found it.

It always stuck with me because when I was younger my question was, "How do you now we are right to be Christian and not Religion X" And no one could give me an answer that I could accept..

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Originally Posted by BunkerNinja

I've found that the quote, "There are no atheists in foxholes," to be complete horse****.

Yeah. Just hard for some people to think that people can go through life knowing that when they die here, they are done. Game Over. No more quarters. No more chances. People don't like the finite nature of life...

I think thats what makes it so great.

kapp_badbloodz · 10-31-2011, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BunkerNinja

**** you man

This guy right here... always makes me laugh

EDIT: welcome new guy... now goes and makes me a sammich. Its what all the new kids do (besides Orvis... we made him give sexual favors to bunkerninja so he quit a week in

)