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09-04-2011, 01:39 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Vancouver BC Canada
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just turtle and throw an upper cut into his ribs, ive seen so many fights end as soon as there winded.
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09-04-2011, 02:04 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
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09-04-2011, 02:08 AM
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I shoot bad guys
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Texas
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USAFWD's response was priceless  for once mods
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09-04-2011, 02:13 AM
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Michael Pasztor
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: AK, Ohio
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09-04-2011, 02:34 AM
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Grammar Nazi
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Bribe him with a candybar.
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09-04-2011, 02:53 AM
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I'll meet you overboard.
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Originally Posted by neophyte
I get that but I am saying in this situation he does not need a gun. he needs to leave the fat kid alone. I am sure he is in highschool and has no business owning a gun. all he will do with it is **** his life up. I am not against guns at all. I own quite a few. I am saying he does not need one.
you are right you have every right to defend your life. but if you are going to fight you need to fight not try to act hard with a gun. and yes fighting is usually nothing but highschool bull****. some people grow up some dont. but unless you are a boxer or fight mma then if you are immature enough to plan out a fight than you are too immature to own a gun.
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Goddamn, you are dumb. He has not said at any point that a gun is useful or appropriate in this situation.
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09-04-2011, 03:08 AM
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www.jamesrphoto.com
Join Date: May 2006
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09-04-2011, 03:12 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Moscow
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Most likely outcome in this situation: The fight won't actually happen.
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09-04-2011, 03:27 AM
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The mad santa hatter
Join Date: May 2007
Location: random GDT
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planned fights are for middle schoolers
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09-04-2011, 03:30 AM
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Grammar Nazi
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Be like water.
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09-04-2011, 03:33 AM
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Valar Morghulis
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ilium, NY
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Originally Posted by beastmode986
when you try to tackle someone thats an easy way to get elbowed in the back or upper cutted
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an elbow to the back is nothing compared to a shoulder in the sternum, usually followed by hitting the ground with the weight of another person on you. Don't be a ***** and try to avoid getting hit at all, just make sure you don't get hit hard. I know you said he is heavier than you, but unless you are some 110lb twig you should be able to take him down. And like you said he hits harder, so you REALLY don't want to stand around and try to trade blows. Also keep in mind when I say tackle I don't mean take a 20 foot run up like a retard, get yourself just a few steps and drive into him hard, and don't try to do it with just your upper body, use your legs.
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09-04-2011, 03:38 AM
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The mad santa hatter
Join Date: May 2007
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to add to my prior statement...Planned fights are for fags and talking **** is for fags. Soon as he gets in your face and starts talking **** come out of nowhere with a headbutt straight to the nose, soon as hes stunned and confused just rock him in the face. Chances are neither of you can fight, throw the first blow and knock him out right off the bat. Ive seen a few people get knocked out like that and its always the funniest most badass way to make someone look like a *******.
I lol at people that actually talk **** for 10 minutes before fighting
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09-04-2011, 03:39 AM
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Valar Morghulis
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ilium, NY
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He'd probably **** up and knock himself out.
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09-04-2011, 03:47 AM
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The mad santa hatter
Join Date: May 2007
Location: random GDT
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lmao that would make it even funnier
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09-04-2011, 04:06 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Thugs Mansion
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I don't know whats more funny - the fact that the OP is 13 or the part where you took time out of your day to find out this kid is 13.
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09-04-2011, 04:46 AM
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#79
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Arizona
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shoot the knee, take him down, ground and pound
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09-04-2011, 05:21 AM
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Resident Pear-sian
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Los Angeles
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Originally Posted by General_Patton
May or may not work. Isn't as easy when done in person. But honestly man, if you've never been in a fight before your adrenaline will be spiked hard and you probably wont have time to think about, "Ok I need to kick his leg, and then do this etc." Once that adrenaline hits you you're gonna just go off instinct. My first fight I had a solid plan like you but all that went to **** pretty quick. Long story short I finally ended up on top hitting him a few times before his sister kicked me in forehead.
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You know how I know this zombie is completely full of ****? Because if he (it? I don't know what to call dead people) was telling the truth, she would have been in the kitchen making him/it a sandwich.
Ninja edit: First post.
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09-04-2011, 08:12 AM
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I pooped in a urinal
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: WA
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I can just see this kid punch as hard as he can and run away.
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09-04-2011, 08:33 AM
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Forum BOSS
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Rochester, NY
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Did you get your *** kicked yet, OP?
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09-04-2011, 10:16 AM
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09-04-2011, 10:24 AM
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I shoot bad guys
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Texas
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guy without shirt wins guy without shirt always wins op don't wear your shirt and pray to god tubby does
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