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Old 09-04-2011, 12:21 AM #43
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I didn't say shoot him? I said to quit worrying about stupid **** and buy a gun and never worry about defending yourself.
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Old 09-04-2011, 12:23 AM #44
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if you have a gun you better be ready to use it. cause the guy who doesnt have a gun will walk away. the other guy with a gun just might be willing to use it. and as soon as you mention you have one or show it that is aggravated assault and they are within their rights to shoot you.
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Old 09-04-2011, 12:26 AM #45
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I don't think you are comprehending what I am trying to convey in words to you. Fighting is stupid, fights happen in high school. Ignore stupid ****. If someone tries to physically harm you, you have every right to defend yourself with a gun.

Do you get what I'm saying now?
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Old 09-04-2011, 12:28 AM #46
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I get that but I am saying in this situation he does not need a gun. he needs to leave the fat kid alone. I am sure he is in highschool and has no business owning a gun. all he will do with it is **** his life up. I am not against guns at all. I own quite a few. I am saying he does not need one.

you are right you have every right to defend your life. but if you are going to fight you need to fight not try to act hard with a gun. and yes fighting is usually nothing but highschool bull****. some people grow up some dont. but unless you are a boxer or fight mma then if you are immature enough to plan out a fight than you are too immature to own a gun.
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Old 09-04-2011, 12:29 AM #47
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wel thank you to the helpful people **** you haters and how would i miss his leg its not that hard to kick someones leg in yes even if i lose
How? it's easy to **** up the simplest of things when you don't know what you are doing. It's funny that you think you'll be able to break his leg.

Wanna know how to take him down? ****ing tackle him.
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Old 09-04-2011, 12:30 AM #48
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How? it's easy to **** up the simplest of things when you don't know what you are doing. It's funny that you think you'll be able to break his leg.

Wanna know how to take him down? ****ing tackle him.
May or may not work. Isn't as easy when done in person. But honestly man, if you've never been in a fight before your adrenaline will be spiked hard and you probably wont have time to think about, "Ok I need to kick his leg, and then do this etc." Once that adrenaline hits you you're gonna just go off instinct. My first fight I had a solid plan like you but all that went to **** pretty quick. Long story short I finally ended up on top hitting him a few times before his sister kicked me in forehead.
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Old 09-04-2011, 12:38 AM #50
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Left hook, right jab, right jab, nut kick, little slap across the face, and one nice hook to anywhere on the face to finish him.
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Old 09-04-2011, 12:48 AM #51
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2 ways to approach this:

1. It's life or death. Look him straight in the eyes, scream "MURICA!!" and kick him square in the balls. Then proceed with ****ing the rest of his world up.

2. School yard fight - Punch him square in the nose. Not a ***** *** punch either, like try to break his nose in half. Then just go from there.

If you do #1 though, don't expect people to be praising you about beating that kids *** when you cheap shot him.

Why are you fighting?
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Old 09-04-2011, 12:52 AM #52
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is your name dave this happened to the same kid and i mean exactly same
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because hed constantly mes withh me and a friend of mine he also stole my bike and he said its my fault he got arrested ( hes stupid)
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when you try to tackle someone thats an easy way to get elbowed in the back or upper cutted
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Old 09-04-2011, 12:55 AM #55
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punch him a few times in the face to disorientate him, then put a choke hold on him until he passes out, take all his clothes off and put them somewhere so he has to walk home nude
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Old 09-04-2011, 12:56 AM #56
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and WTF WHY WOULD I FIGHT HIM FOR NO REASON i have reasons im not trying to act cool
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Old 09-04-2011, 12:58 AM #57
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I've been in one real fight thus far in my life. He threw the first punch, hit me square in the nose. I punched him as hard as I could in the jaw and he almost bit his tongue off. I fractured my hand and we both were cut from the baseball team for the rest of the season. The fight was over who was in front of who in the lunch line.

Protip: Fighting is not worth it.
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Old 09-04-2011, 01:04 AM #58
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Protip: Fighting is not worth it.
protip is pro.

But if you do fight him and knock him out feel free to teabag him.

Oh, names mike btw.
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Old 09-04-2011, 01:05 AM #59
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bring a gun to a fist fight, you'll win 80% of the time all the time.
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Old 09-04-2011, 01:10 AM #61
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show him your penis and get naked. surefire way to win this competition. then he'd be gay to touch youŽ

you obviously have downs. wanna fight?

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Old 09-04-2011, 01:27 AM #62
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Wear a trench coat, get naked. Nobody want's to fight a naked guy. Or GORO UP SON.
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You could be an adult about it, and approach him peacefully to work out the situation. If he swings, just defend yourself the best you can. Its not like anybody here is going to give you some magical tip that's going to help you win some stupid fight.

OR, you can try any of the other options posted and proceed to get your *** kicked, preferably on video tape. I prefer this option.
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