Originally Posted by General_Patton
Alright there are 3 things you need to know about fighting:
1) Shave your armpits so you can move faster
2) Just throw constant haymakers. These are the fastest punches and your opponent will NOT see them coming.
3) Put bic lighters in both hands. You will be able to hit atleast 4-6 times harder.
Too add to this
1a) Also shaving your *** with allow you to be more aerodynamic.
2a) Scream at the top of your lungs "FALCON PAUNCH!!!" before you do this, it will throw him off guard.
3a) If you turn them on with a successful hit he will catch on fire, it worked for me.