Lol, you jelly?
When I broke up with my last ex-girlfriend at the end of September she was with a new boyfriend by the beginning of October (she's been through 4 guys since me, she's one of
those girls). I remember my best friend's ex-girlfriend, who started getting really close with my ex-girlfriend to 1) try to get my ex to get information from me about Mike, and 2) tell my ex things about me that she hears from people (my cheating/taking out other girls/etc.). Anyways, when Mike's ex saw my ex's new boyfriend she called Mike and said "Omg, Mike, have you seen [Cole's ex's] new boyfriend? He's so ugly...she definitely down graded!" Mike responded with "Look, Val, you need to understand that any girl that Cole is done with is going to end up downgrading."
It made me laugh, he speaks too highly of me. Another instance;
Mike was at a school football game and my ex was there (this was a week after I broke up with her). She saw Mike and walked up to him and when he asked her how she was doing and what not she started crying, his first impression was "Dammit, **** you, Cole" Hahahaha. Anyways, the conversation went like this:
Mike: "What's wrong?!"
Ex: "Nothing. It's just been rough for me. I broke up with a kid I
loved for Cole and he just broke my heart..."
Mike: "...well, why'd you do that?

"
Ex: "I don't know. He was new, and nice, and so cute, and a lot of fun.."
Mike: "Hahaha, yeah, that's how he got me too"
Ex: "Thanks, *******"
I laughed hard when he told me about that. It's nice to have a bestfriend that is practically a clone of yourself.
/brolove