Official GIRL THREAD (Problems, Advice, etc)

AndyAllen019 · 01-12-2011, 02:10 AM

(Original credit, and thread poster, for this idea goes to TylerValo.)

I'm tired of all your threads.

From now on please post your problem here and wait for an answer.

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NotMaxpowOrDarshSauc (Banned) · 01-12-2011, 02:13 AM

First?

contractkiller20 · 01-12-2011, 02:14 AM

Lies. I liked Oceanside when I lived there.

MC Pee Pants · 01-12-2011, 02:16 AM

So guys I can has returned...hopefully with less fail then my past experiences.

I've been friends with this girl for like 6 years, shes had a boyfriend this whole time. Initially I wanted to bang her but friendzoned her shortly after. Anyways they keep breaking up he lives with her at her parents house, no job, etc. I don't really care as i'm off doing my own thing slayin dirties (literally..

)

So I haven't seen her in person for probably a good 6-7 months, occasionally we will text. Apparently they broke up 'for good' this time. I don't really give a **** how long this lasts. Long story short she is hot, thus like any other normal man I would like to bang her. She facebook msg'd me today blabbering about nothing really. All I did was try to avoid getting into her 'break up' crap and further cementing my possible fzone.

TL;DR
HER: dude, xxx and I are done I deleted him off my fb
ME: well that makes it official now doesn't it
HER: no, but hes moving out this week all his ****. I bought abed.
ME: sweet
HER: yea man, you aren't very supportive -.-
ME: yeah we tried this last time I told you what I thought and you stopped talking to me for 6 months
so yeah tough **** hombre
HER: f you!
ME: I will congratulate you on your bed, moving up to a king? size bed is no small matter
HER: haha yeah
ME: you should look into electric sheets. I have them=awesome.
HER: haha with lightening bolts
ME: no like you plug it in *******
ME: although its a catch 22, as i feel like i'm constantly battling my cats for supremecy of my super warm bed.
HER: LOL
ME: well i'm off later bro
HER: okk
HER: bai!

Yeah...been a while and went absolutely no where.But was mildly entertaining for me.

NotMaxpowOrDarshSauc (Banned) · 01-12-2011, 02:16 AM

You hi?

shiboboo · 01-12-2011, 02:17 AM

O-side is ok, kinda inconvenient location since it's not really that close to OC, but it's still a decent drive to SD.

NotMaxpowOrDarshSauc (Banned) · 01-12-2011, 02:21 AM

Really I'm in Carlsbad. Not a bad place, over policed around North SD county. Not that far of a drive to San Diego/TJ either, like 30 minutes to SD, 45 to the border.

LA is like 120 miles. I do it about 3 times a week. Pendalton is a big stretch of nothing that buffers us from the north.

Rampager2000 · 01-12-2011, 02:22 AM

I haz gurl problemz

I liek my friend n math class. She smilez at me sumtimez and I smile bak. How do I getz her numba?

Rampager2000 · 01-12-2011, 02:23 AM

I had the last post in the old thread

Oh, and new avvy. I dig it.

colors · 01-12-2011, 02:55 AM

jesus this does move too fast.

"Mostly because I feel like I'm annoying her, when I'm probably not." - I get that ****ing feeling all the time, idk where it comes from but im constantly scared to be the annoying kid. I have to step back from the situation and look at the logic behind the events that have happened between me and the person im scared is annoyed of me, after i do that i realize theres no way they could be annoyed from the way we interact in person, the way she acts towards me, so i then half *** convince myself im not that annoying, but the thought is real.

I wuv taco bell - i heard a funny comeback a while ago, when they make fun of you you can say, "You can make fun of me all you want, but it wont add inches to your dick."

Or you can start trolling them, like when your in class just make em more and more mad, by saying **** thats blatant that your joking but they cant tell, usually kids who make fun / pick on other kids are too dumb to tell when someone is mind****ing them.

i could see the kids coming back with an insult like "you can keep talking all you want but it wont add inches to your height" or something like that... then you can say "if i wanted my comeback i would have wiped it off your moms chin" - not sure if that one is from this thread or somewhere else.

whiteyg0tgame · 01-12-2011, 07:45 AM

Bonus points to whoever can decipher my little story below

Life is a maze and there are 3 people on your team trying to make it through... Phillipe, you, and Felix. Felix always leads the way to new places. Phillipe always watches your back to make sure you don't retrace steps. If you try to run as fast as Felix, you'll leave Phillipe behind. If you slow down to let Phillipe catch up to you, you'll lose site of Felix. If you keep a moderate eye on Phillipe and Felix, the three of you will make it out together.

JPizzle · 01-12-2011, 08:04 AM

moanin'

it means that when you rely on other people, you're forced into a certain pace and can't run on your own

whiteyg0tgame · 01-12-2011, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JPizzle

it means that when you rely on other people, you're forced into a certain pace and can't run on your own

Stop being so anti-social. And you're wrong Mr. Dodgyrun.

JPizzle · 01-12-2011, 08:22 AM

it really is one of the most overt parables i've ever seen

essentially, you have to live in the moment while keeping an eye on the future and past

pacasowithagun · 01-12-2011, 08:28 AM

^ what he said.

Oh, and fresh new whip, JP.

whiteyg0tgame · 01-12-2011, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by JPizzle

it really is one of the most overt parables i've ever seen

You just reminded me to call the hotel. Thank you!

And you're right. But I think a whole movie could be made off of my depiction, haha.

pacasowithagun · 01-12-2011, 08:49 AM

At first I thought you were trying to describe Mexicans crossing the border. :nododgy:

whiteyg0tgame · 01-12-2011, 08:51 AM

Mexicans are team players?

I wish I could go back to college to have such an easily accessed pool of new women.

pacasowithagun · 01-12-2011, 08:56 AM

When crossing the border, yes.

JPizzle · 01-12-2011, 09:26 AM

i could really use a full night's sleep

empire1122 (Banned) · 01-12-2011, 09:59 AM

Haven't gotten ***** in 2 months.

*Official* GIRL THREAD (Problems, Advice, etc)

*Official* GIRL THREAD (Problems, Advice, etc)

Official GIRL THREAD (Problems, Advice, etc)

Official GIRL THREAD (Problems, Advice, etc)