So guys I can has returned...hopefully with less fail then my past experiences.
I've been friends with this girl for like 6 years, shes had a boyfriend this whole time. Initially I wanted to bang her but friendzoned her shortly after. Anyways they keep breaking up he lives with her at her parents house, no job, etc. I don't really care as i'm off doing my own thing slayin dirties (literally..
So I haven't seen her in person for probably a good 6-7 months, occasionally we will text. Apparently they broke up 'for good' this time. I don't really give a **** how long this lasts. Long story short she is hot, thus like any other normal man I would like to bang her. She facebook msg'd me today blabbering about nothing really. All I did was try to avoid getting into her 'break up' crap and further cementing my possible fzone.
HER: dude, xxx and I are done I deleted him off my fb
ME: well that makes it official now doesn't it
HER: no, but hes moving out this week all his ****. I bought abed.
HER: yea man, you aren't very supportive -.-
ME: yeah we tried this last time I told you what I thought and you stopped talking to me for 6 months
so yeah tough **** hombre
HER: f you!
ME: I will congratulate you on your bed, moving up to a king? size bed is no small matter
HER: haha yeah
ME: you should look into electric sheets. I have them=awesome.
HER: haha with lightening bolts
ME: no like you plug it in *******
ME: although its a catch 22, as i feel like i'm constantly battling my cats for supremecy of my super warm bed.
ME: well i'm off later bro
Yeah...been a while and went absolutely no where.But was mildly entertaining for me.