Ego OT 255: Sniper has a foot fetish

sniper314 · 01-10-2011, 08:16 PM

shens.

Paintphreak · 01-10-2011, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bcfan25

Casey from the NPPL just poked me on Facebook without me poking her first. I have a raging boner.

Casey is a dude.

GO_HURRiCANES!!!! · 01-10-2011, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bcfan25

Casey from the NPPL just poked me on Facebook without me poking her first. I have a raging boner.

marketing move. you probably have PB stuff on your wall and all and she thinks you'll want to play NPPL because you will come in hopes of banging her.

or she just wants your dick in and around her mouth.

Paintphreak · 01-10-2011, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GO_HURRiCANES!!!!

marketing move. you probably have PB stuff on your wall and all and she thinks you'll want to play NPPL because you will come in hopes of banging her.

or she just wants your dick in and around her mouth.

Option 2 sounds about right. Although as stated above, Casey is a dude.

Paintphreak · 01-10-2011, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by GO_HURRiCANES!!!!

This dude is sooooooo Rick!

bcfan25 · 01-10-2011, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sniper314

shens.

I took a cell-phone pic. will provide proof if necessary.

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Originally Posted by GO_HURRiCANES!!!!

marketing move. you probably have PB stuff on your wall and all and she thinks you'll want to play NPPL because you will come in hopes of banging her.

or she just wants your dick in and around her mouth.

Lets hope for option 2.

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Originally Posted by Paintphreak

Option 2 sounds about right. Although as stated above, Casey is a dude.

Lies. She's got some beautiful man-boobs if that's the case.

Me and the guys from XSV/Lift talked to her at DC for a little bit when Derv said something like "hey honey" as she walked by and she heard him. They were all like "oh **** what do we say what do we say?!?" and look at me, who has no experience talking to women. Of course I was the only one who looked her in the eyes...

Paintphreak · 01-10-2011, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bcfan25

Me and the guys from XSV/Lift talked to her at DC for a little bit when Derv said something like "hey honey" as she walked by and she heard him. They were all like "oh **** what do we say what do we say?!?" and look at me, who has no experience talking to women. Of course I was the only one who looked her in the eyes...

A little friendly advice from the old guy. Just say hello. Chicks love the attention.

bcfan25 · 01-10-2011, 08:30 PM

That's what i've been told. My biggest thing is that I gotta learn how to not care what the hell the response is. I overthink/analyze every situation. I don't talk to kids outside of school other than internet kids. Except for one kid I know through here and paintball.

GO_HURRiCANES!!!! · 01-10-2011, 08:31 PM

I usually greet them with "daddy's here" and give the ma little wink.

often times you'll find it advantageous to have a hundred dollar bill and a magnum condom poking out of your pocket.

bcfan25 · 01-10-2011, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GO_HURRiCANES!!!!

I usually greet them with "daddy's here" and give the ma little wink.

often times you'll find it advantageous to have a hundred dollar bill and a magnum condom poking out of your pocket.

I literally lol'd at that. Well done. I'll have to try it.

GO_HURRiCANES!!!! · 01-10-2011, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bcfan25

That's what i've been told. My biggest thing is that I gotta learn how to not care what the hell the response is. I overthink/analyze every situation. I don't talk to kids outside of school other than internet kids. Except for one kid I know through here and paintball.

I can't express how much I love this kid's honesty.

you just have to keep taking your shots with girls. the more nd more you try to talk to them the more and more you will get used it and the more comfortable you get.

always play to your strong suit, walk up to them and tell them "I'm not very good at this, I'm actually really shy, but I wanted to say hi."

most hot girls will respect a guy for having confidence to even talk to her.

bunkerking1994 · 01-10-2011, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bcfan25

lulz

bcfan25 · 01-10-2011, 08:38 PM

Word, i'll have to keep trying. I wish I had a wingman/friend to take along for obvious reasons.

GO_HURRiCANES!!!! · 01-10-2011, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by bcfan25

Word, i'll have to keep trying. I wish I had a wingman/friend to take along for obvious reasons.

there is NOTHING in the world more helpful than a wingman.

another key thing to remember, you are always better off being rejected and embarrassed than that feeling of "oh, I should have talked to her".

I have been rejected by girls that are leagues above me, and girls below be too. you never know.

bunkerking1994 · 01-10-2011, 08:41 PM

Yeah, just make sure your wingman is ulgier than you. If he isnt, then it defeats the purpose. See, Goose was uglier than Maverick. Look at all the *****es he got.

bcfan25 · 01-10-2011, 08:42 PM

The one kid I have hung out with outside of school could get any girl he wants. He's much older and has a ton of experience.

Well there has been one girl that i've been wanting to talk to for 2 years now. It's hard to get a chance though as we don't have any of the same classes or anything and have never met. That's exactly how I feel about it.

GO_HURRiCANES!!!! · 01-10-2011, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bunkerking1994

Yeah, just make sure your wingman is ulgier than you. Then it defeats the purpose. See, Goose was uglier than Maverick. Look at all the *****es he got.

that's variable. in a formation my friends and I run, the wingman will be the man to engage the group, so we send in one of the "hot guys" so their first opinion will be a good one.

Paintphreak · 01-10-2011, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GO_HURRiCANES!!!!

I usually greet them with "daddy's here" and give the ma little wink.

often times you'll find it advantageous to have a hundred dollar bill and a magnum condom poking out of your pocket.

Never mind the easy condom comment, when was the last time you had a hundo on you.

okitoki · 01-10-2011, 08:45 PM

good idea to start by saying hi, and show some interest in who she is and what she does... good way of starting a conversation...

but saying that, I did meet a girl last time by accidently head butting a wall outside my Jap class

GO_HURRiCANES!!!! · 01-10-2011, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bcfan25

The one kid I have hung out with outside of school could get any girl he wants. He's much older and has a ton of experience.

Well there has been one girl that i've been wanting to talk to for 2 years now. It's hard to get a chance though as we don't have any of the same classes or anything and have never met. That's exactly how I feel about it.

ah, classic situation.

what you need to do is find out when and where she has classes, and stage a time to talk to her. I understand this is a high risk for where you are in your career at the moment though.

WHATEVER YOU DO, talk to her soon, and when you do, let her know you have been interested in the saddest most sensitive way you can, but for god sakes, don't tell her it's been two years. puppy dog can only go so far.

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Originally Posted by Paintphreak

Never mind the easy condom comment, when was the last time you had a hundo on you.

you are a good joke craftsmen leon.

bunkerking1994 · 01-10-2011, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by okitoki

good idea to start by saying hi, and show some interest in who she is and what she does... good way of starting a conversation...

but saying that, I did meet a girl last time by accidently head butting a wall outside my Jap class

Thats such a turn on.