Official GIRL THREAD (Problems, Advice, etc)

AndyAllen019 · 12-09-2010, 02:10 AM

(Original credit, and thread poster, for this idea goes to TylerValo.)

I'm tired of all your threads.

From now on please post your problem here and wait for an answer.

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Egoowner42 (Banned) · 12-09-2010, 02:11 AM

I love girls.

ya_gurl_Sha_Nay_Nay · 12-09-2010, 02:21 AM

What about a penis?

Terd Fergusen · 12-09-2010, 02:33 AM

as soon as she touched my dick i came and started farting

thoeold (Banned) · 12-09-2010, 02:56 AM

boobies and vaginas

-robs

Edit: im 12

Skeetzy · 12-09-2010, 03:00 AM

Finally going to bed. Just sat in my floors lounge with a girl from my class doing last minute hw for 8 hours straight. Gotta be up in 4 hours and still not tired. Sweeeeet.

On a side note, need to find a girl to come to my senior classes cabin over winter break. 3 nights of getting wasted up in NH. Already been shot down once since it's $90. Fuuuck

512 · 12-09-2010, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Skeetzy

Finally going to bed. Just sat in my floors lounge with a girl from my class doing last minute hw for 8 hours straight. Gotta be up in 4 hours and still not tired. Sweeeeet.

I'm in this same sleepless position, although it wasn't unexpected since I did take some adderall.

Skeetzy · 12-09-2010, 04:54 AM

Yeah same here. Tried adderall for my first time. Like I posted last thread, I have ADD but didn't care enough to get treated. Well I took 15mg of XR at 630 pm and still can't ****ing sleep. I got to be up for class in 2 hours. No point in sleeping now lmao.

The Situation (Banned) · 12-09-2010, 06:48 AM

I'm 15 years old and I feel it's already too late to live. Don't you?

JPizzle · 12-09-2010, 06:56 AM

i feel like every time you post that an infant is killed to curb my wrath

The Situation (Banned) · 12-09-2010, 06:59 AM

Calm down bro.

East§ide · 12-09-2010, 07:48 AM

herrrrrrroooooo

i watched the weirdest movie last night. it was weird

JPizzle · 12-09-2010, 07:53 AM

was it weird?

japanese porn?

?

East§ide · 12-09-2010, 08:22 AM

it was weird

its called Let The Right One In..a vampire movie based off a book a Swedish dude wrote. I read the book and it was excellent, but the movie was just weird. And it was dubbed over in English with these weird voices since the original was in Swedish

JPizzle · 12-09-2010, 08:32 AM

swedish is a weird language; they should call it sweirdish

whiteyg0tgame · 12-09-2010, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Egoowner42

I love girls.

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Originally Posted by ya_gurl_Sha_Nay_Nay

What about a penis?

If I didn't have a penis I'd be less likely to love girls.

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Originally Posted by Terd Fergusen

as soon as she touched my dick i came and started farting

If you came.. so be it. But why'd you fart?

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Originally Posted by thoeold

boobies and vaginas

Prove it!

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Originally Posted by Skeetzy

Filast minute hw for 8 hours straight.

need to find a girl to come to my senior classes cabin over winter break. Already been shot down once since it's $90.

1) I don't think last minute & 8 hours of work are the same thing. Last minute is like... 1 minute.

2) I'd pay $90 for sex if you know what I'm saying.

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Originally Posted by 512

I did take some adderall.

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Originally Posted by Skeetzy

Tried adderall for my first time.

I've never taken adderall. I'm scared it might work

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Originally Posted by The Situation

I'm 15 years old and I feel it's already too late to live. Don't you?

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Originally Posted by The Situation

Calm down bro.

I just made you have a conversation with yourself

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Originally Posted by JPizzle

i feel like every time you post that an infant is killed to curb my wrath

For some reason I don't think your wrath would result in a dead baby... so it's more like amplifying your wrath.

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Originally Posted by East§ide

i watched the weirdest movie last night. it was weird

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Originally Posted by JPizzle

japanese porn?

?

Porn with Japanese people isn't weird, but Japanese porn might be!

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Originally Posted by East§ide

I read the book and it was excellent, but the movie was just weird.

I'm not a big fan of reading the book and then seeing the movie.... or seeing the movie then reading the book.

And yes, I just replied to every single post in the thread so far. Aren't I awesome?

JPizzle · 12-09-2010, 08:42 AM

i thought scat was the most extreme level of weird that the japanese could reach with porn, but now they put octopi on peoples' heads and ****

whiteyg0tgame · 12-09-2010, 08:45 AM

Well, I know what I'm looking up when I get home tonight!

East§ide · 12-09-2010, 08:49 AM

Whitey, i told my friend you have a crush on her. She thinks you're cute and said she'd like to sit on your nose

JPizzle · 12-09-2010, 08:51 AM

i know what i'm playing in the office right now!

the best of kansas

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Originally Posted by East§ide

Whitey, i told my friend you have a crush on her. She thinks you're cute and said she'd like to sit on your nose

whiteyg0tgame · 12-09-2010, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by East§ide

Whitey, i told my friend you have a crush on her. She thinks you're cute and said she'd like to sit on your nose

Is she going to pay my damn medical bills when she breaks my nose?!?!?! What's wrong with women these days?

/rant

JESUS!!!!!!!!!!

/rant again

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Originally Posted by JPizzle

My notes give the: Yes, Probably, Maybe options. The "no" is absent.

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