Official GIRL THREAD (Problems, Advice, etc)

AndyAllen019 · 10-20-2010, 02:10 AM

(Original credit, and thread poster, for this idea goes to TylerValo.)

I'm tired of all your threads.

From now on please post your problem here and wait for an answer.

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Deceit · 10-20-2010, 02:14 AM

Stick

doomgoblin (Banned) · 10-20-2010, 02:16 AM

i like how the last nonsystem post in the previous version was "nice shoes wanna ****." WIN.

MC Pee Pants · 10-20-2010, 02:21 AM

INB41STPOST

Was talking to a female friend of mine today about my current sexual exploits.

Shes been dating the same dude for 6 years now, they break up, then get back together about every 5-6 months.

Anyways she said in these exact words
"girls who sleep around and have sex when they're not in a relationship are whores with no self respect or dignity"

LOL.
me:
the best part is
they all know there not the only one and are still cool with it
[girl]
11:48pm
hahaa
whores..
[You]
11:49pm
why is that?
I don't believe in whores
[girl]
11:49pm
no diggnity!
self respect
[You]
11:49pm
because there sleeping with me?
haha
[girls]
11:50pm
haha
i see this differently being a girl
[You]
11:50pm
you mean
[girl]
11:50pm
you poop!
[You]
11:50pm
"I see this differently being in a monogomous andserious relationship"
[girl]
11:50pm
haha no.
[You]
11:51pm
yees alex
[girl]
11:51pm
youre telling me you think girls who sleep around, and dont care about things like that arent whores!?
lol
[You]
11:51pm
one of the girls is 21 and has slept with 2 other guys
both of which she dated for 2 yeras
[girl]
11:51pm
there probably sucking off someone else too lol
[You]
11:51pm
well its only fair
[girl]
11:51pm
haha
i guess
[You]
11:51pm
people like sex
if your single why not mingle

Noob Baller123 · 10-20-2010, 02:22 AM

Hahaha. I'm watching 13 ghosts, scary as ****. Wish I was high.

ITT: We work *****

p-ballplaya1440 · 10-20-2010, 03:18 AM

Word. I may be having sex with my girlfriend this weekend when I go back home. First time in over a year and a half. ****ty luck, eh?

bml0117 · 10-20-2010, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by p-ballplaya1440

Word. I may be having sex with my girlfriend this weekend when I go back home. First time in over a year and a half. ****ty luck, eh?

I'm guessing you're in some long distance relationship, and/or is it the first time you two have sex?

p-ballplaya1440 · 10-20-2010, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bml0117

I'm guessing you're in some long distance relationship, and/or is it the first time you two have sex?

Both. Me being in sophomore year in college in VA, and her being a HS senior in PA.

bml0117 · 10-20-2010, 03:32 AM

Yeah, long distant relationships are tough! I've had one myself, and it was 6 months before we had sex (she was a virgin). Hopefully, things go well with you two, and I wish you the best of luck!

p-ballplaya1440 · 10-20-2010, 03:42 AM

Thanks man, I appreciate it. Yes, the virginity issue is tough to crack. But I feel that I love her, so that's why I am waiting.

whiteyg0tgame · 10-20-2010, 07:35 AM

MMMmmmm, that new thread feel!

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Originally Posted by Deceit

Stick

Thank you sir!

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Originally Posted by p-ballplaya1440

Word. I may be having sex with my girlfriend this weekend when I go back home. First time in over a year and a half. ****ty luck, eh?

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Originally Posted by p-ballplaya1440

Both. Me being in sophomore year in college in VA, and her being a HS senior in PA.

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Originally Posted by p-ballplaya1440

Thanks man, I appreciate it. Yes, the virginity issue is tough to crack. But I feel that I love her, so that's why I am waiting.

Typically a bad decision to date college to high school.
Typically a bad decision to date long distance while in high school or college.

JPizzle · 10-20-2010, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by whiteyg0tgame

Typically a bad decision to date college to high school.
Typically a bad decision to date long distance while in high school or college.

this

Alicia Sacramone · 10-20-2010, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by whiteyg0tgame

MMMmmmm, that new thread feel!

Thank you sir!

Typically a bad decision to date college to high school.
Typically a bad decision to date long distance while in high school or college.

Keyword: Typically

JPizzle · 10-20-2010, 08:17 AM

if you knew someone blowing all of their money on lotto tickets, would you keep letting them waste away their savings or inform them of the horrible bet they're making?

Alicia Sacramone · 10-20-2010, 08:19 AM

I wouldn't say anything because it is their life, and if playing the lotto is what makes them happy then that is good for them.

whiteyg0tgame · 10-20-2010, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Alicia Sacramone

Keyword: Typically

No, no, no. That is not a keyword phrase.

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Originally Posted by JPizzle

if you knew someone blowing all of their money on lotto tickets, would you keep letting them waste away their savings or inform them of the horrible bet they're making?

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Originally Posted by Alicia Sacramone

I wouldn't say anything because it is their life, and if playing the lotto is what makes them happy then that is good for them.

See, this is a keyword phrase (in bold). As a friend, you would have to try and intervine. Alicia, I'm sure if you had a friend that gambled his money away or wasted it all at the bars or through other mediums you would say something. I doubt you walk around with blinders on ignoring all the unwise decisions the people in your life make.

Lettuce9 · 10-20-2010, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by p-ballplaya1440

Both. Me being in sophomore year in college in VA, and her being a HS senior in PA.

you've gone a year and a half without seeing her and you're that close?

my current relationship is long distance too, texas and georgia. I'd **** myself if she was as close to me as you are to your gf

xPsychoxMaggotx · 10-20-2010, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by xPsychoxMaggotx

Alright two situations, more like one, but I'll just post the second. Kind of already know the answer to both, but I'm really ****ing bored in between classes so I figured this would be a good way to waste time.

Girl A:
Really cute and chill, lives down the hall from me, is in my major/half my classes. Already started talking to her, mainly about school work, but she shared some personal things with me about her family and what not. I never really see her talking to anyone in class, and only a few girls from our hallway. She has one kid sit next to her in a bunch of classes, but a convo about him went something like this.
H: Watch in class tomorrow, the kid that always wears a hat will sit next to me.
m: what if i steal his spot?
h: he'll be pissseeddddd!
h: jkkk but do ittt

Well needless to say I sat next to her the next class, kid came in, looked sincerely pissed, and ended up sitting next to me lol. The kid creeps her out a bit, so other than him I never see her talk to anyone. The other thing is that I never get any vibes from her, or anything, but I'm pretty blind to **** like that. She also writes on my Facebook wall about pretty useless things, heres an example.
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you know that community service thing we have to go to on saturday?
warning you now: i will still be wasted/hungover for it. its my birthday weekendd. haha

don't be alarmed.
I thanked her for reminding me of the service, and asked where my invite was for this party lol. She hasn't answered yet, but we had a midterm today in class, and I posted it last night while everyone was studying. How do I escalate this to another level and see if she's really interested. I'm really rusty, since I spent the last 2 years chasing/in a relationship with one girl.

Girl B:
I was friends with this girl at the same time I was chasing my Ex, and knew she was interested in me, but went after my ex instead, and me and this girl kind of had a falling out and never talked. Well me and my ex broke up back in April, and this girl texted me. Well after like a day of texting and hanging out, she pretty much told me she wants me instead of her BF(oh yeah forgot to mention that lol), and I told her I want nothing more than a **** buddy. She agreed, we hooked up(never ****ed) twice, then I got back together with me ex. Well I stopped talking to this girl once again, until two nights ago. Seen she broke up with her BF(different one from before), so I texted her saying I'm an open ear if she ever needs to talk. Well after about an hour of texting/fb chatting, she says she would love to come visit me and spend the night. Well that nights tonight. She dropped some line like "better not get horny sleeping with me ", which I'm taking more as "**** my brains out please". She's always really flirty and sarcastic. Not sure where I was going with this one, got caught up talking to Girl A while writing this lol.

Edit:
Girl A just dropped a bomb shell. I asked what day her birthday was, and she was like thursday, but im not going out. she just found out her ex who shes "still madly in love with" just got a new girlfriend. Definitely explains why she never talks to any guys lol. How do I play this off?

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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBJ

Girls like Girl 'A' are generally the type that I leave alone because of the fact they they are slightly pathetic for chasing after someone that clearly degrades them. If you want to hit it, I suggest being a dick. With women like her, *******s finish first. Stop sitting by her, stop talking to her, and most importantly stop acting interested in her. Make her come to you, and when she asks, "Why have you quit talking to me?" Say, "You're too caught up on your ex, I don't care to intervene." Say this in your own words though. If nothing happens from here, just stop, she's not worth time. If you have any chance at all with her, she will continually come to you until you make a move. She will probably end up a clinger if you bang her.

Girl 'B,' I'm going to assume, is less attractive than girl 'A.' If this wasn't the case you would have scored already, but hey, I could be wrong. My best advice with 'B' is to get after her ASAP!!! If you wait too long, she will get bored of the tease you've been giving for so long. She seems like that type, from what you've said, that is pretty sarcastic. I love sarcasm. Say something (in person) that is exactly what you are scared to say, but say it sarcastically. For example "Can't wait to get naughty later." She can respond to this in multiple ways, but there are two specific responses to be keen on. If she gets serious and says that such actions can not happen, then make sure she knows that you were just joking! If she gets all timid and does a nervous laugh, then also, don't do it! Pretty much any other response means yes. I feel like this girl could actually end up being tricky.

Just keep in mind that the more confident and funny you are, the better you'll do. Sarcasm almost never fails.

Girl A plan is put into effect today. I already stopped sitting with her, except the other day(cause she sat next to me), plus I wanted to ask if she was okay. Other than that I've already stopped talking to her except saying hi when we walk by. And I don't think I show too many signs of being interested, I haven't even asked for her number or anything. Which is probably a good thing, cause texting is my downfall.

Girl B isn't as attractive, so you're right there. She slept over last night. Rented a movie, and I was timid to make a move, but all the signs were there so I made my move. Went great at first. Had her bra off, making out, etc. Shes dry humping the **** out of me, so I flip her over and go to finger her, and she grabs my hand. So I say whatever, go back to turning her on more, try again, same results. This goes on for awhile. Then I go to take a piss and see what my roommates are up to, and she texts me saying "Donntttt like that youre turning me on this muchhh!". But like I said, she's really sarcastic. We came back, starting at it again, got the hand like ****ing usual, and my roommate knocks to come back. He comes in, and shes like kissing my neck, grabbing at my ***, etc, and is like get him to leave againnnn, tell him not to come back. So I suggest him to go take a shower, and he goes. So at this point I'm like alright have to make a move to get to work fast. He leaves, we hop right at each other, get going, I go down her pants, bam grabs my hand. So I start rubbing her through her pants, shes dry humping the **** out of me, moaning like crazy, but won't let anything happen. At one point she grabs my face and just holds me there, staring me in the eyes, and says something like "Boy you confuse me". I just ignore it and kiss her again. Well nothing ever happens. I have blue balls like a mother****er at this point. My roommates coming back any minute, so we stop, and she looks at me and says. "Ughh he's a cock block. Actually, you're your own cock block." I was like wait wtf.

Where did I **** up in this? I was making the moves, getting denied, giving it time, trying again. Her body was screaming for her, she was asking for it, but then I go to give it to her, and she stops me. Help? lol

P.S.
Definitely miss being in a relationship and not worrying about this ****. Just getting it in whenever. Eff

whiteyg0tgame · 10-20-2010, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Lettuce9

my current relationship is long distance too, texas and georgia. I'd **** myself if she was as close to me as you are to your gf

How did you end up so far away?

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Originally Posted by xPsychoxMaggotx

Girl B isn't as attractive, so you're right there. She slept over last night. Rented a movie, and I was timid to make a move, but all the signs were there so I made my move. Went great at first. Had her bra off, making out, etc. Shes dry humping the **** out of me, so I flip her over and go to finger her, and she grabs my hand. So I say whatever, go back to turning her on more, try again, same results. This goes on for awhile. Then I go to take a piss and see what my roommates are up to, and she texts me saying "Donntttt like that youre turning me on this muchhh!". But like I said, she's really sarcastic. We came back, starting at it again, got the hand like ****ing usual, and my roommate knocks to come back. He comes in, and shes like kissing my neck, grabbing at my ***, etc, and is like get him to leave againnnn, tell him not to come back. So I suggest him to go take a shower, and he goes. So at this point I'm like alright have to make a move to get to work fast. He leaves, we hop right at each other, get going, I go down her pants, bam grabs my hand. So I start rubbing her through her pants, shes dry humping the **** out of me, moaning like crazy, but won't let anything happen. At one point she grabs my face and just holds me there, staring me in the eyes, and says something like "Boy you confuse me". I just ignore it and kiss her again. Well nothing ever happens. I have blue balls like a mother****er at this point. My roommates coming back any minute, so we stop, and she looks at me and says. "Ughh he's a cock block. Actually, you're your own cock block." I was like wait wtf.

Where did I **** up in this? I was making the moves, getting denied, giving it time, trying again. Her body was screaming for her, she was asking for it, but then I go to give it to her, and she stops me. Help? lol

1- Was she having her period?
2- Why did you try the SAME thing every time?
.2a- Her hand down your pants.
.2b- Take her pants off.
.2c- Take your pants off.

xPsychoxMaggotx · 10-20-2010, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by whiteyg0tgame

How did you end up so far away?

1- Was she having her period?
2- Why did you try the SAME thing every time?
.2a- Her hand down your pants.
.2b- Take her pants off.
.2c- Take your pants off.

1) I've been thinking that too. But she changed in her last night, and was wearing some little white thong ****, and idk if all girls are the same, but my ex always wore normal underwear on her period, and never white.
2)Good ****ing question actually.

esteban mendez · 10-20-2010, 09:53 AM

oh lawdy

*Official* GIRL THREAD (Problems, Advice, etc)

*Official* GIRL THREAD (Problems, Advice, etc)

Official GIRL THREAD (Problems, Advice, etc)

Official GIRL THREAD (Problems, Advice, etc)