Wow. You must be desperate.
If it comes down to it and you absolutely need a player, I will. I used to play tournaments in my 30's & 40's.
But things like speed and agility have faded through the decades.
To be honest, I might not be your best choice in this kind of format.
You can find someone younger & faster than this old man at the field, I'm sure.
I am planning on being there if I can find the place this time (a historical problem for me).