Zak is Super Awesome and Likes Movies

number one · 03-25-2010, 10:32 PM

For all of you that really suck at MW2 (like me), this thread is for the discussion of anything pertaining to random and/or obscure movies.

I love watching movies and have pretty much seen every single movie ever made. Ok, maybe not, but I've seen a lot. I really like those random gems that no one else has ever heard of. Anyway... if you're a movie enthusiast, this thread is for you.

To start the ball rolling...

Some of my favorite movies.
Name the Movie in which each of these quotes appear:

1. "Ha! Threw that **** before I walked in the room!"
2. "One gay beer for my gay friend, and one normal beer for me, because I am normal."
3. "Someone has been pissing on my GameCube and I'm about to solve the case... Paw prints point to a canine..."
4. "There is no spoon." (EASY)
5. "Are you like, a crazy person?"
"I'm quite sure they will say so."
6. "Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place."
7. "Well, you're ****ed up, you look like ****. But hey, no problem. All you need is a better cut of cocaine."
8. "What, ****head? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb."
9. "Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third. That's a story."
10. "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

enjoy...

snkp360 · 03-25-2010, 10:50 PM

Wow I call my self a pretty big movie buff and I can't name most of those quotes....

Is #9 from Luck Number Sleven, bad *** movie
#3 is Garden State
I wont even bother with #4....

#6 is a classic Breakfast Club Quote and #10 is Fight Club.....

Dont know the others however...

Cajone · 03-25-2010, 10:55 PM

4. Matrix (obviously)
5. V for Vendetta

7. is that from Blow or Scarface?
10. The Day the Earth stood still???

snkp360 · 03-25-2010, 10:57 PM

I have a cpl for you....

"That's called the 'quart of blood' technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a man's body. "

"First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's just what we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these boys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil."

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help! "

number one · 03-25-2010, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by snkp360

I have a cpl for you....

"That's called the 'quart of blood' technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a man's body. "

"First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's just what we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these boys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil."

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help! "

The first one sounds familiar, but I can't think of the movie.
The second one is way too easy. Boondocks Saints.
The third one I have no idea.

Speaking of Boondocks Saints, All Saints Day was absolutely horrendous.

number one · 03-25-2010, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snkp360

Wow I call my self a pretty big movie buff and I can't name most of those quotes....

Is #9 from Luck Number Sleven, bad *** movie
#3 is Garden State
I wont even bother with #4....

#6 is a classic Breakfast Club Quote and #10 is Fight Club.....

Dont know the others however...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajone

4. Matrix (obviously)
5. V for Vendetta

7. is that from Blow or Scarface?
10. The Day the Earth stood still???

Hints on the remaining...
#1 is currently available at RedBox locations. It just recently came out on video. It's a satire of 1970's crime dramas.

#2 is one of my favoritest movies ever. It makes a lot of references to midgets killing themselves. haha.

#7 is from the 80's. It pretty much prequeled one of the main characters' lives during the 90's. That actor also stars in #8.

#8 is a comedy. The title is four words long, but made up of only two different words.

Chief Sneekyfoot · 03-25-2010, 11:36 PM

oh this could be fun

MyNameIsAdamBee · 03-25-2010, 11:44 PM

is 7 LTZ?

number one · 03-25-2010, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MyNameIsAdamBee

is 7 LTZ?

yes, indeed.

Chief Sneekyfoot · 03-25-2010, 11:46 PM

if this list is still unsolved in the morning, i'll kill it

MyNameIsAdamBee · 03-25-2010, 11:49 PM

i know 8, just don wanna solve it. Any Val Kilmer or RD fan will know

MyNameIsAdamBee · 03-25-2010, 11:50 PM

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls

spracks21 · 03-25-2010, 11:56 PM

#2 is In Bruges. quality movie forrrrr sure.

that's actually the only one I know that hasn't been answered.

Few from my favorites:

1) (One of my favorites)
-What are you talkin' about, baseball is a girl's game? The Red Sox has a guy that pitches the ball over 90 miles per hour!
-Who cares? All that means is that he can have a wank faster than you.

2) (comedy at its best)
-I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.

3) (way easy)
-**** you! Donuts are awesome!
-They're delicious....

4) (Doubt anyone will get this)
-Everything is awesome. Fundamentally

5) (Great movie, despite poor acting)
-I'm Baja.
-Like Mexico?
-Like my parents smoke too much weed.

snkp360 · 03-26-2010, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by number one

The first one sounds familiar, but I can't think of the movie.
The second one is way too easy. Boondocks Saints.
The third one I have no idea.

Speaking of Boondocks Saints, All Saints Day was absolutely horrendous.

#1 is from Trading Places, a classic Eddie Murphey and Arsenio hall Movie

#3 is from Airplaine

snkp360 · 03-26-2010, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MyNameIsAdamBee

i know 8, just don wanna solve it. Any Val Kilmer or RD fan will know

Yea I just remembered what it was

MyNameIsAdamBee · 03-26-2010, 12:15 AM

easy one
So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'

spracks21 · 03-26-2010, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsAdamBee

easy one
So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'

American History X of course

MyNameIsAdamBee · 03-26-2010, 12:18 AM

2-baseketball

millertyme59dh · 03-26-2010, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spracks21

#2 is In Bruges. quality movie forrrrr sure.

that's actually the only one I know that hasn't been answered.

Few from my favorites:

1) (One of my favorites)
-What are you talkin' about, baseball is a girl's game? The Red Sox has a guy that pitches the ball over 90 miles per hour!
-Who cares? All that means is that he can have a wank faster than you.

2) (comedy at its best)
-I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.

3) (way easy)
-**** you! Donuts are awesome!
-They're delicious....

4) (Doubt anyone will get this)
-Everything is awesome. Fundamentally

5) (Great movie, despite poor acting)
-I'm Baja.
-Like Mexico?
-Like my parents smoke too much weed.

#5- Zombieland

millertyme59dh · 03-26-2010, 01:42 AM

easy one
You do know that lions eat deer right? Your right we gotta be more careful.

2. I love the smell of boobies in the morning.

3. I'd like to say the sisters didnt get to Andy.... I'd like to say that, but prison.........

4. Will you teach me to football? I'll teach you anything just dont eat me.

trey212080 · 03-26-2010, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by millertyme59dh

easy one
You do know that lions eat deer right? Your right we gotta be more careful.

2. I love the smell of boobies in the morning.

grandmas boy and beta house

edit: justed looked up the others and deff should have known them seen those movies multiple times

easy one: As head of security, it's my job to keep you alive. I will not succeed - not with all of you.