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11-03-2009, 05:29 PM
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FYC.
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: 306|Queen City|306
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that was the point..yeah..
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11-03-2009, 07:53 PM
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A cow died for my droid!
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Cartersville, Ga
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lit my own player up when he ran the toward me out of nowhere on a 2v2
I thought he was the other player trying to bunker me.
it was a messed up back yard tourney with hay bails & 55gal drums a long time ago.
the guy running it said we had to bring the flag back from the center, so my teammate grabbed it & ran towards me without saying anything then jumped over the bunker right beside me.
somehow we won but it didn't feel like it to me.
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spump=(N)1. Uncontrollable anal discharge of flatulence and sperm as a result of a flaccid sphincter after anal sex. 2. Spyder pump
98% of ballers wipe. If you shoot them until they walk funny put this in your sig!
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11-03-2009, 08:16 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: There
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JxTPB
oh man, I've got something good.
Just got to the field, didn't have cleats. (I was wearing 3 sizes too small skateboarding shoes  )
My friends beg me to jump in and play a game.
I start in the wrong position, try to run to back left, get shot in the foot about half way there, skip the rest of the way, only to get blasted in the mask (Brand New Events...)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMUR1tbMJhM
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11-03-2009, 09:34 PM
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bunkered my own teammate..yeah ik...he turned around and i didnt realize it was him just looking back and i ran up and bunkered him right as he turned around...oops
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11-05-2009, 05:00 PM
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intermidiate nsn
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That's nothing. Back when i first started, i was playing an urban combat game. i got to the other end of the field about 2 min into the game. because i was in the back corner, i was able to back-shot like six guys. i saw one last guy on tthe field but the ref called the game. turns out my team made it to the other end of the field quicker then i thought. I think i took out bout 2 of the other team and like 4 of my guys, but i still won!
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Originally Posted by bigjohn141
Agreed. The whole prophecy about the world ending in 2012 is based on the release of the Ego12. The Ego12 will destroy all.
Lol
my worst was 38 confirmed welts in less than 8 seconds at EMR Castle Conquest 16. Got back-doored in a building by 2 chumps that obviously didn't feel I would understand being out after the 3rd or 4th paintball. There was so much blood sticking me to my clothes, my jersey had to be soaked with a hose before I could take it off.
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11-05-2009, 05:05 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Lex-Vegas
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Having to play in something other than your cleats because you forgot them, then slipping and falling on the break because you expected to have a little more grip than what you had. I'm pretty sure everyone has done that before.
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11-05-2009, 05:24 PM
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FYC.
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: 306|Queen City|306
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Yeah, skate shoes, day after a rainstorm, tall grass (still airball, they just never bother to cut the grass :S)
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11-05-2009, 05:31 PM
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Bring Me Your Geos
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Maryland
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i was playing woodsball and my own teammate was shooting at me because i had come around the whole field and he was pissing me off so i shot him. felt kinda bad about it. still won though.
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11-10-2009, 06:24 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: chi town
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first time ever playing in a paintball game i was the last guy left on my team. i was so scared of getting bunkered i took a paintball outta my hopper and popped it on my face lol
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11-10-2009, 06:54 PM
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^^^^^SARCASM^^^^^
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Leander, TX
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ok so it is my third or fourth time playing and its in the woods. So im watching this one guy with a flatline barrel on his A-5 shooting at a telephone post. So im like, cool. So i start shooting at it as fast as my tippmann would shoot and then i hear the field manager yell,"What the hell?? Dont shoot at the post!!!!"
I found out that the guy was shooting at the post but since he had a flat line he made it spin to the left so he actually wasnt hitting it.
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Originally Posted by rilessmiles23:oh ok.well i have a brass eagle. and i usually get at least 5 poeple out of 10games so i guess i am a d2
Originally Posed by pbmann1213:If they were monsterballs in Iraq the war would be over.
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11-11-2009, 12:36 AM
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Midwest Ballin
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Kahoka Mo
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^^ lolol.
That's not how a flatline works at all.
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Shadowmen
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11-11-2009, 07:36 AM
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part time killer
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Centereach NY
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Originally Posted by SPYDERS ALL THE WAY
ok so it is my third or fourth time playing and its in the woods. So im watching this one guy with a flatline barrel on his A-5 shooting at a telephone post. So im like, cool. So i start shooting at it as fast as my tippmann would shoot and then i hear the field manager yell,"What the hell?? Dont shoot at the post!!!!"
I found out that the guy was shooting at the post but since he had a flat line he made it spin to the left so he actually wasnt hitting it.
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flatlines do not spin to the left or right- they shoot completely straight- another made up story
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TIPPMANN A-5 with X7 style E Grip/Flatline Barrel
Tippmann 98 Custom with 16" JJ Ceramic barrel
Tiberius Tac 8 Pistol (.68)
Silver Mini W/ Bob Long Assasins Barrel
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11-11-2009, 08:11 AM
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back asswards
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: pineapple under the sea
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they would curve if you shot them like your black
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11-11-2009, 11:25 AM
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FYC.
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: 306|Queen City|306
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He probably meant apex, relax.
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11-11-2009, 12:28 PM
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Trust your turbo lust
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Frederick, Md
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that or if its like the older flatlines that would curve the shot to the side if the barrel wasnt on straight.
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11-11-2009, 02:42 PM
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Was playing woodsball in a village type setup. There was a section of eight foot privacy fence being used as a bunker (leaned against 2 posts) As I ran up to crouch behind the fence my hip nudged the fence. I watched it fall almost in slow motion with a horrified sinking feeling. The fence hit the ground and I got lit up like a Christmas tree. Afterwards one of the refs went to pick up the fencing and said "You know I should probably zip tie that or something." Doh.
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11-11-2009, 02:57 PM
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Ran down a trail, tripped, LAW swung on its strap... straight into the back of my head and knocked me out. I helped a guy from the other team climb onto the top of my roofless base so he'd stop killing me. Dry humped many legs. Ran head first into a wooden bunker... and knocked myself out... more than once. Took the SotA tank around Blanding, and was evicted from the drivers seat halfway through.
Thankfully most of it is just a concussion induced haze.
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11-11-2009, 03:01 PM
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More epic than you!
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First game of the day I ran out on the field and started shooting. Or more accuratley, I tried to shoot. I realized my gun was off leaned out and tried to shoot again. Only to realize my hopper was off. It took me awhile to figure out my air was off too.
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Parting out an autocoker pm me if interested.
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11-11-2009, 04:47 PM
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looking to upgrade...
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: illinois
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me and all my friends were at field and none of us moved an sum1 said sum1 was in the castle so we looked for a shot and eventually a guy was sticking out so we wer blazin this guy and there was three of us and he kept yelling sumthing at us and then he ran toward us(we r still shooting)gets sort of close and yells"IM ON UR F***ING TEAM"pretty bad
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great condition tippmann 98 with a flatline,commando stock,stock barrel,2 squeegees,2 barrel covers,extra air line,tools,manual,and gun lube for sale AS A PACKAGE send offers to jclark42370@mchsi.com
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11-11-2009, 05:03 PM
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FYC.
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: 306|Queen City|306
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Quote:
Originally Posted by indy007
Ran down a trail, tripped, LAW swung on its strap... straight into the back of my head and knocked me out. I helped a guy from the other team climb onto the top of my roofless base so he'd stop killing me. Dry humped many legs. Ran head first into a wooden bunker... and knocked myself out... more than once. Took the SotA tank around Blanding, and was evicted from the drivers seat halfway through.
Thankfully most of it is just a concussion induced haze.
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11-11-2009, 07:47 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MERSY
first time ever playing in a paintball game i was the last guy left on my team. i was so scared of getting bunkered i took a paintball outta my hopper and popped it on my face lol
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Your a winner for that. 
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