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07-11-2009, 02:42 PM
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Forum grouch
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: 574
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Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"
Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.
Try it and post your conversations.
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07-11-2009, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Massachusetts
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lol usually works for me
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07-11-2009, 02:43 PM
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phx to nyc
Join Date: May 2004
Location: AZ and nyc
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I somehow got slapped out of nowhere...
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07-11-2009, 02:44 PM
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Sekkle
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: 808
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Me: Hey Babes, Can you let me ask you something?
Her: Sure..?
Me: When you gonna let me get a knock at that *****?
Her: Shane... Your my first blood cousin... Our parents are siblings.
Me: Oh, you didn't answer the question
no response.. lol
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07-11-2009, 02:45 PM
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Destroyer of Threads
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Bat Country
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Me: ...So when can I tap that?
Her: How about text me next time when i'm not with my boyfriend ****er...
Me: Tonight?
Her: We will see.
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07-11-2009, 02:47 PM
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3rd time's a charm!
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me: heyy, i have a question
her: **** you, i told you never to text me again
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07-11-2009, 02:52 PM
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phx to nyc
Join Date: May 2004
Location: AZ and nyc
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lullllllllllll
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07-11-2009, 02:52 PM
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Equality 7-2521
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Washington DC
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Me: So, when can I tap that?
Her: Ha, maybe soon.
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07-11-2009, 02:53 PM
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avarus lupus epulor ovis
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me: ay what u doin gurl?
her: just playin mah self
me: DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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07-11-2009, 02:56 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: MD
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Me: Hey when you gonna let me hit that?
Her: Ha didnt know you were interested
Me: After you used your teeth when you said goodbye the other night I was hooked
Her: Wait what?
Nice idea ST! I think I can go somewhere with this
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07-11-2009, 02:56 PM
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phx to nyc
Join Date: May 2004
Location: AZ and nyc
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oh lawd i can't believe i just sent that text
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07-11-2009, 02:58 PM
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Forum grouch
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: 574
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me:Hey can I ask you a question?
her:yes
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her:haha OHHHHHH idk about that one
me:come on...I'll knock your walls down and take you back to the stone age.
her: haha oh jeez
me: Im a busy man, I need answers
Her: im gonna have to go with no, I dont think our significant others would like that
me: I dont care what ***** or ***** thinks, Its just about me and you and one night of fun. Thats not to difficult
Her: Hmm I'm still gonna go with a no.
GAWD
edit: Uber, it'll either turn out in you getting some ***** or having a laugh.
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07-11-2009, 02:59 PM
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The Original Legend
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Ft. Riley, KS
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Me: can I tap that
Her: Yeah, ill be home at 6
score
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MR.JABM:Hi everyone, i'm snoller. I have an avatar changing addiction
Auctionjunkie!: If nothing else Scott you are passionate on your thoughts and topics. Kudos to you.
jdev: snoller, do you have the ability to make food that is not epic? or is everything you make just pretty epic?
TheMike: How do you take off a bra one handed? Theres too many styles of clasps, and I dont want to look like a fool in front of the woman..
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07-11-2009, 03:00 PM
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We want the airwaves back
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Lower Manhattan
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Quote:
Originally Posted by snoller
Me: can I tap that
Her: Yeah, ill be home at 6
score
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cheater
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07-11-2009, 03:00 PM
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The Original Legend
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Ft. Riley, KS
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tehe
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p8ntball@ddict: If I had T-Mobile, you would be in my MyFaves
MR.JABM:Hi everyone, i'm snoller. I have an avatar changing addiction
Auctionjunkie!: If nothing else Scott you are passionate on your thoughts and topics. Kudos to you.
jdev: snoller, do you have the ability to make food that is not epic? or is everything you make just pretty epic?
TheMike: How do you take off a bra one handed? Theres too many styles of clasps, and I dont want to look like a fool in front of the woman..
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07-11-2009, 03:00 PM
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I am a master trickster.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: O'Fallon, MO
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Just texted stickam bailey. Stickam crew knows who she is.
Me: Bailey, I got a question for you!
Her: Ask away 
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Hahaha i'm hard to get
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Last edited by parkrats : 07-11-2009 at 03:06 PM.
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07-11-2009, 03:01 PM
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phx to nyc
Join Date: May 2004
Location: AZ and nyc
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pb123456789
me:Hey can I ask you a question?
her:yes
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her:haha OHHHHHH idk about that one
me:come on...I'll knock your walls down and take you back to the stone age.
her: haha oh jeez
me: Im a busy man, I need answers
Her: im gonna have to go with no, I dont think our significant others would like that
me: I dont care what ***** or ***** thinks, Its just about me and you and one night of fun. Thats not to difficult
Her: Hmm I'm still gonna go with a no.
GAWD
edit: Uber, it'll either turn out in you getting some ***** or having a laugh.
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yeah, we'll see. she probably won't even text back
Quote:
Originally Posted by snoller
Me: can I tap that
Her: Yeah, ill be home at 6
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07-11-2009, 03:01 PM
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Is it really a woman?
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Boiling Springs, PA
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this is a good thread 
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ST; S Snowboard Thread - Just leave, we don't want you. Go talk about snowboard in some other fourm.
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07-11-2009, 03:03 PM
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Destroyer of Threads
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Bat Country
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One sec, texting boss...
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07-11-2009, 03:06 PM
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BlacMac
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i'm tempted to do this to a family member and be like oh **** wrong number.
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07-11-2009, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Arkansas
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Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: WTF JAY I'M YOUR AUNT
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