Misdirected Hostilities challenges all players!

TallerBaller · 04-09-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by deltapaintball

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I lol'ed.

I was rather proud of that one, but to be fair, Frank has vastly improved his typing. At Castle, I want to take up a collection to get him one of those software programs that types what you speak.

Joint Fury's house? I beg to differ, it was CanCon who held the shutout after your last win making it, for lack of a better term...still Blue's Castle. We just rented it out for the day, all by ourselves, free of all attackers.

fidi · 04-09-2009, 02:40 PM

I do recall something from the castle records about JF holding the castle for 7 hours with having no props taken and then attacking the attackers. So yes Joint Fury's house.

JFBalz · 04-09-2009, 04:02 PM

Alright... where to begin...

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Originally Posted by dan_kasper

sorry but the crew+misdirected, aint no one getting in

First of all, Blue's Crew is 0 for 3 with their defenses... so slow down with your smack talk. You just sound silly.

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Originally Posted by Wilbur

I plan on bringing our grill to the Castle and cooking dinner in there, cause we aint leaving!

Again, with the silliness. To win you've got to hold on to 6 or more props for 4hrs... that'll make it 3pm. The attack will have all ten props out and beers in hand by 2pm. Either way, you cooking dinner up there is just dumb.

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Originally Posted by krieger67

how dare you! only one grill is worthy of such an accomplishment. and that's why you will be gone in 2 hours 20 mins.

Enthrall me with your Castle knowledge... What significance is the 2hr 20min mark... and please make sure you quote your sources. The true benchmark for any defense is 7hrs. Do your homework.

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Originally Posted by dan_kasper

Buwhahahahaha, no chance of getting in. especially through the front door.

It takes a real man to put his reputation on the one door that no goes for until the last 5mins. What a stud.

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Originally Posted by fakesouljah

Greg Hastings is responsible for keeping the entire Delta team in the dead box while the rest of Misdirected Hostilities destroys the rest.

Name dropper... what's the name of the team riding his coat tails?

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Originally Posted by Wilbur

Well said.

Do not worry Blue... Misdirected will keep the Castle free from outsiders all day. Just relax and enjoy the day. Let us know if you need anything. We will hold it down as if it were our own!

Is that them? Oh... ok...

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Originally Posted by TallerBaller

Joint Fury's house? I beg to differ, it was CanCon who held the shutout after your last win making it, for lack of a better term...still Blue's Castle. We just rented it out for the day, all by ourselves, free of all attackers.

Look man, you guys had one win... at a fall Castle. The main event is the Spring Castle, and everyone knows it. But... CanCon did get their name in the log for a Castle win... don't pull the "we just rented..." it's hack, and your better then that. The Canooks earned a victory... the Crew can't buy a win in that building.

And to all the haters... yes, it's JF's house. Blue himself told me once that coming or going, Joint Fury is the best Castle team. All the **** talking in the world isn't going to change that. Thump your chests and pound those keyboards... none of you will ever beat the records set at Castle IX... 7hr defense, no flags taken, and we counter attacked pushing the attackers into their dead zone. Of course, you'd have to have been playing for more then most of the 3 season veterans we see here.

Castle Conquest History
(as I've recorded it, aided by those who know Castle Conquest)

krieger67 (Banned) · 04-09-2009, 04:45 PM

well the only info i can find close to 2 hours and 20 mins was the jf defense of castle VI when you guys lost in 2 hours. 2 hours 20 mins is what im just guesstimating.

Lastcall302 · 04-09-2009, 08:01 PM

Haters wanna hate......

Lowballingnot:D · 04-09-2009, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lastcall302

Haters wanna hate......

cuz i got me some bathen apes.

mike13mh · 04-09-2009, 08:13 PM

You "silly" 50 year olds, with too much time on your hands; do everyone a favor and spare us from these novels.

If anything, Redz drops OUR name. I'm sorry, Joint who?

bigballsofpaint · 04-09-2009, 08:16 PM

so how do we our password for this sweet new defenders only forum? and yes i did pre reg as a defender....

Wilbur · 04-09-2009, 09:48 PM

Well... I was at the FIRST castle conquest, and the second,and the third.... you get the picture. If JF wants to come knockin, we will be there to answer with a shot in the mouth!

krieger67 (Banned) · 04-10-2009, 01:23 AM

ill comr rockin with the mechanical cocker. watch for the titans. we feed ya then beat ya

SkElL~ObIsSiS · 04-10-2009, 07:24 AM

In complete honestly, JF is one beast of a team, i loved playing on the same side as them.

This will be my first castle playing against them, so i have to **** talk!

JFBalz · 04-10-2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by mike13mh

You "silly" 50 year olds, with too much time on your hands; do everyone a favor and spare us from these novels.

If anything, Redz drops OUR name. I'm sorry, Joint who?

Ohhh... Redz. That must mean you guys are a really, really good team???

Just remember... Old age and treachery will defeat youth and skill every time.

JFBomber · 04-10-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by mike13mh

You "silly" 50 year olds, with too much time on your hands; do everyone a favor and spare us from these novels.

If anything, Redz drops OUR name. I'm sorry, Joint who?

Now we're "50 year-Olds"?????
LMFAO!!!!!!

Honestly though, keep trying.......that was funny!!!!

RedfordRenegade · 04-10-2009, 08:51 AM

From the history you posted, JF is two wins for seven losses.

2, 4, 7

The wins being spring castle, 2000 and 2007, I don't really see a pattern developing here, but hey, you still have your old age and treachery!

Here it is represented graphically:

deltapaintball · 04-10-2009, 09:22 AM

How are your hips holding up bomber? We better win at castle early, murder she wrote is on at 3:00 PM

hahaha, I had to.

SkElL~ObIsSiS · 04-10-2009, 09:49 AM

Ooooohhhh, Burn

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Originally Posted by RedfordRenegade

From the history you posted, JF is two wins for seven losses.

2, 4, 7

The wins being spring castle, 2000 and 2007, I don't really see a pattern developing here, but hey, you still have your old age and treachery!

Here it is represented graphically:

JFBalz · 04-10-2009, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by RedfordRenegade

From the history you posted, JF is two wins for seven losses.

Ok... you're a statistics guy... I like that, but I've got to point out the flaw in your basic addition.

7 times total. That's how many times JF has attempted a Castle defense. We pulled it off twice (you got that part right) But it's 5 losses... not 7.

Now, tell me, how many times has the MacDev Militia been asked to headline a Castle defense... or an attack for that matter???

Back to obscurity with you and your msg board team.

deltapaintball · 04-10-2009, 10:09 AM

JFBomber · 04-10-2009, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by deltapaintball

NOW THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

deltapaintball · 04-10-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JFBomber

NOW THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes a picture speaks a thousand words.

RedfordRenegade · 04-10-2009, 10:19 AM

The Macdev milita is a PSP team. I don't think you would want to play against them on that turf. It would be an interesting match to bring them to castle though. I have been playing xball for a long time, just recently I branched out and began playing big games. It's a lot of fun which is why I started playing in the first place.

And I'm terribly sorry for the error in my addition....JF is 2 wins out of 7 tries which yields 5 losses, you are correct.