when i got arrested i was sitting on the pavement and a car rolled up. the driver let the window down and said hey kid that sucks and drove off. i was like bye dad. evilballer69:
I called my ex girlfriends gay stepbrother a assbandit in front of his whole family not knowing he was gay at the time... no1 laughed but him Schmike?!:
I get boners and slap people in the thigh with it. Even if I'm not at Prom or whatever. Just go around slapping people with it. It's grand.