Originally Posted by MetDTHero
....so you liked when the doctor played with your butthole?
Yeah the old crusty doc whos only job is to have that bright white light and one at a time you go in and he says "bend over and spread em....." What a great job! (By the way he didn't play with mine.....sorry...)
I only had a hard time with the piss test.....some Navy dude was just sitting there and talking and talking and talking...and I said "Look if you keep talking to me I am not going to be able pee, ever." He just kept talking and making jokes.....darn squids......