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Old 04-21-2004, 04:39 PM #1
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Talking Stupidest comebacks

Post the stupidest comebacks you have wver heard. Here are mine

Kid: Get your chode outta my face!
comeback: Its not in your face!

Kid: Your a queer
comeback: so are you!

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Old 04-21-2004, 04:40 PM #2
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kid: Post the stupidest comebacks you have wver heard. Here are mine
Comeback: Kill yourself.
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Old 04-21-2004, 04:47 PM #3
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Old 04-21-2004, 04:51 PM #4
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kid:your gay
comeback: i know you are but what am i?

That is by far the gayest comeback i have ever heard in my life!
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Worst comeback ever: "Yeah, So?"
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Quote:
Originally posted by ns20
That is by far the gayest comeback i have ever heard in my life!
your momma...
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:05 PM #7
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your dad is a sick monkey faced chipmunk

your sister is a ugly *** 2 year old sasquotch

your sister is a sore covered bloody old crazy cat lady

your dad is a mad chain smoking electrician with a faded mullet

you are a scab covered salivating retard

your sister is a stupid ignorant pirate

your dad is a dumb heavy breetheng wood chuck

you are a stupid **** talking aardvark
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I am rubber you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

OR

kid 1: I have 5.
kid 2: well i have 6
1: well i have 16
2: well i got 600
1: 6 THOUSAND
2: 100 Billion
1: 100 billion trillion bizillion
2: Infinite!
*silence*
1: 1 thousand times infinite!!!
and so on and so on.... gotta love it.
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SOmeone: shutup
someone else: no you shutup.
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i hate when people say, your mom it just wants me to hit them in the face.
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dumb kid:Im gonna kick your ***
dumber kidh, ya? Well my dad could kick your dad's ***!
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:39 PM #14
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Best comeback...

"Uh huh."

Keep saying that, after each thing the person say, mix in some "Yeah?"s, and you got a party.

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Old 04-21-2004, 05:51 PM #15
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Tu madre.

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Old 04-21-2004, 05:56 PM #16
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shut your face up!

or

shut your face-either one

the worst diss i ever heard was to this fat kid by this *** i wanna beat up he goes "you know what all the trees are from? its all of the doodies matt took!" im like wtf...
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Old 04-21-2004, 06:02 PM #17
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Kid 1- What did you get for #2?
Kid 2- Your face!
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Kid 2- My brother is 15 and he could beat your brother up!
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Anything that has to deal with- Your mom.

But in the movie, ANGUS, some kid says:

Jock: I would give you my shirt, Angus, but it might rip on you.
Angus' friend Troy: That's because it's cheap, like your mother.

That's the only thing relatively funny.
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Old 04-21-2004, 06:23 PM #18
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There was a hot chick catfight at my school the other day (first time I've ever heard or seen anything fight related)... and one hot ***** called the other hot ***** an "Stupid ****ing STD whore!!!"

I laughed my butt off.

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I think the best comeback goes like this.....

Kid: Your Gay
Me: *smack* Ever been punched in the teeth by a gay guy?
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Old 04-21-2004, 06:37 PM #20
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Shut doesn't go up.



Oh BTW is it Irony that the thread starter used the term stupidest in his title, hmmm I am not sure.
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kid1:your gay
dumb kid: you would know!
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