Ok Ok, story time boys and girls.
So me and my boy austin are at the Neshoba county fair (NCF) in Mississippi. It is a huge party for a week, with a fair, horse races and a bunch of country bands and **** that come through and play each night. Me and austin have a cooler full of natty with a lock on it that we had chained to the neighbor's cabin who weren't there. My mom told us it was cool. (she doesn't care about underage drinking really). They old *** neighbors from across the street notice us going to the cooler and getting beer out. They inform the NCF security police. They camp out near the cooler in a alley and wait. Austin goes out to grab a brew, right as he bends over to unlock the cooler the cops are like "what are you doing buddy?" he jumps back realizing
and is like "nothing". They call shens, put him against the wall frisk him find the keys. open the cooler find said beer and cuff Austin. Meanwhile I'm in the cabin peeing. I hear a knock on the back door. I finish, and open the back door thinking its Austin. They see me with a Dixie cup in my hand and are like "where you going?" I replied, "uh, to the fair" They are like "really?" And cuff me. They go to the front porch to tell my mom I'm under arrest for underage drinking. Then escort me and my friend to the NCF jail. I get one arm cuffed to a hook in the ceiling where it hangs so I can't go anywhere while they interrogate me about where we got the beer. Eventually they let us go after my mom gets us out. They let us off with a warning, because we were polite and didn't resist. They did end up confiscating our 2 cases of Natty. Which I wasn't pleased about. Edit- 80 other kids got arrested for the same thing.
TL;DR- High speed chase, Gas station robbery gone bad, shotgun wounds, Hostage situation, and noodz of the president.