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Old 09-20-2007, 09:06 AM #1
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Buckle up!?

I think this should be posted here... sorry if I was wrong.
I could not pass up telling everyone this >.<

Ok so I went out to the field this past weekend and theres a 17 year-old kid out there with his girlfriend and mom. Me and a few buddys are sitting there talking and out of nowhere this kid walks up and starts talking to us bout how hes being safe today when he plays.

This is what he said:
"My mom got me this COOOOL mask that comes with top of the line head sheild. It covers your whole head bro! Another dope thing her and my hunny Got me some cool pads I got wrist guards, knee pads, elbow pads, and today I JUST BOUGHT A NECK GUARD! And his JT chin strap!

And I just got this new kick *** gun, a tippman 98!

But dont think im new to this game... I played in my backyard for 4 years using my talon!"

At this point I was just looking at the kid... I thought he was joking so I went along with it.

We get on the field and the dood was drop dead serious...

2nd kid was at snake and I was runnin up the center and I shot his from bout 4 feet away. side of the face mask.

Kid seriously droped down and started crying. His mom started saying she was going to take me to court for shooting his at that short of a range.

She got soo agro when she was read the waiver she signed for him.

Well I just figured I would tell everyone because I have nothing better to do... My college class is lame >.<
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Old 09-23-2007, 03:28 PM #2
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Nub cake got owned. Effing *****. I hope his gf dumps him.
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Old 09-24-2007, 07:04 PM #3
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Old 09-26-2007, 01:48 AM #4
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LMAO I'm gonna sue you lol... I have gotten that one before.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:25 PM #5
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LMAO I'm gonna sue you lol... I have gotten that one before.
who hasn't?
damn little noobs and their attournies. always ruining my fun.
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Old 10-05-2007, 06:06 PM #6
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Nub cake got owned. Effing *****. I hope his gf dumps him.
QFT. Espically when it's a 17 year old, that's just damn sad.
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Old 10-08-2007, 02:33 PM #7
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lol im 13 and when i got bundered in the chest i said nice shot
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Old 10-14-2007, 07:01 PM #8
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who hasn't?
I haven't, looks like it's just waiting to happen to me.
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