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Old 09-12-2007, 01:32 PM #22
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mom: do you smoke weed?
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mom: ......
mom: just dont get caught.
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:36 PM #23
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:38 PM #24
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probably when i forgot to toss away a condom and it was laying on a tabel...

my dad comes out, see it.

and is like "what the **** is this?

are you some sorta pervert now?"

and i say "umm no?"
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:39 PM #25
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:43 PM #26
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MOM : You know uncle Robert right.
Me : Yeah he is Dad's Brother
Mom : Well a long time ago, Mum and Uncle Robert used to play games
Me : Yeah and:
Mom : Well maybe from now you could call him Uncle Dad
Me: Thanks, thats just Great hisi Daughter Kylie. Sucked my knob last night, Which means I got a blowjob off my Sister...Thanks MUM
Mom : LOL, You really are my son arnt you
Me : I dont know anymore
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:46 PM #27
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MOM : You know uncle Robert right.
Me : Yeah he is Dad's Brother
Mom : Well a long time ago, Mum and Uncle Robert used to play games
Me : Yeah and:
Mom : Well maybe from now you could call him Uncle Dad
Me: Thanks, thats just Great hisi Daughter Kylie. Sucked my knob last night, Which means I got a blowjob off my Sister...Thanks MUM
Mom : LOL, You really are my son arnt you
Me : I dont know anymore
eww man, ur mom sayed LOL?

but that is sick
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:47 PM #28
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MOM : You know uncle Robert right.
Me : Yeah he is Dad's Brother
Mom : Well a long time ago, Mum and Uncle Robert used to play games
Me : Yeah and:
Mom : Well maybe from now you could call him Uncle Dad
Me: Thanks, thats just Great hisi Daughter Kylie. Sucked my knob last night, Which means I got a blowjob off my Sister...Thanks MUM
Mom : LOL, You really are my son arnt you
Me : I dont know anymore
....

wtf
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:54 PM #29
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"Son now I want you to be street smart. So give me lists of 10 phrases for womens breasts, sex, sexual positions, gay sex. etc...

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"I really don't want to talk about this..."

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Old 09-12-2007, 03:28 PM #30
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Me : Yeah he is Dad's Brother
Mom : Well a long time ago, Mum and Uncle Robert used to play games
Me : Yeah and:
Mom : Well maybe from now you could call him Uncle Dad
Me: Thanks, thats just Great hisi Daughter Kylie. Sucked my knob last night, Which means I got a blowjob off my Sister...Thanks MUM
Mom : LOL, You really are my son arnt you
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....

wtf
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:38 PM #31
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i dont talk to my parents about stuff tht much i try to avoid it cause it seems awkward....

but the whole sex talk i guess
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:39 PM #32
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mom: *starts to open her mouth to talk*
me: shut the **** up.


my mom and i have a wonderful relationship. lol no im not that mean to her, but i come very close..

then my dad always says stuff about sex and **** to me after i hang out with my girl like "hope you macked that".... just things like that..
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:40 PM #33
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mom: y did i find a tampon in ur room
me:idk becky(sister no pics) threw it at me
mom: really?
me:yeah

in reality it fell out my girlfriends purse one day and she isnt allowed at me house more less in my room so ni was worried that they saw her leave one day or something
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:43 PM #34
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in reality it fell out my girlfriends purse one day and she isnt allowed at me house more less in my room so ni was worried that they saw her leave one day or something
That's a gay rule
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:44 PM #35
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mom: y did i find a tampon in ur room
me:idk becky(sister no pics) threw it at me
mom: really?
me:yeah

in reality it fell out my girlfriends purse one day and she isnt allowed at me house more less in my room so ni was worried that they saw her leave one day or something
or you have a bleeding vagina.
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:48 PM #36
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or you have a bleeding vagina.
he has a bleeding axe wound
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:52 PM #37
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:14 PM #38
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these are pretty funny

The only really bad one was when I had to ask dad what happens if you get an erection with a catheter in. Skateboarding injuries FTL
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:14 PM #39
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:14 PM #40
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When my parents found out i was smoking ganja, I went over to my moms place for dinner and we were talking about it then she said, "next time I see you stoned, or you are around me stoned, I will call the cops."
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:17 PM #41
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MOM : You know uncle Robert right.
Me : Yeah he is Dad's Brother
Mom : Well a long time ago, Mum and Uncle Robert used to play games
Me : Yeah and:
Mom : Well maybe from now you could call him Uncle Dad
Me: Thanks, thats just Great hisi Daughter Kylie. Sucked my knob last night, Which means I got a blowjob off my Sister...Thanks MUM
Mom : LOL, You really are my son arnt you
Me : I dont know anymore
I hope your cousin didn't really suck on your pecker.....
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Old 09-12-2007, 05:03 PM #42
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I hope your cousin didn't really suck on your pecker.....
As I said I thought it was my cousin, but it turned out to be my Half sister...
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