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Old 09-12-2007, 11:30 AM #1
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Worst thing your parents have ever asked you/talked about

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Old 09-12-2007, 11:36 AM #2
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uh, cant think of anything.
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:37 AM #3
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Are you gay?

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Old 09-12-2007, 11:39 AM #4
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Mom: Why did you do it?

Me: Do what?

Mom: You know...

Me: No I don't???

Mom: "in the corner of my bestfriends moms room while 3 or 4 people watched."
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:45 AM #5
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Mom: Why did you do it?

Me: Do what?

Mom: You know...

Me: No I don't???

Mom: "in the corner of my bestfriends moms room while 3 or 4 people watched."
lolz, i started that whole thing
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:46 AM #6
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lolz, i started that whole thing
i remember that thread..****ing epic
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:48 AM #7
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mom: so whats your favorite position?
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:49 AM #8
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i remember that thread..****ing epic
Saved me many hours of boredom in high school
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:49 AM #9
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uh, cant think of anything.
What a useful post.
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:51 AM #10
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after she watched dr. phil or some stupid show:
Mom: do you know what a rainbow party and tossing the salad is?
me: no and yes, dont want to know/talk about it
Mom: *explained it anyways*
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:51 AM #11
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What a useful post.
yea yours too.... and mine.
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:53 AM #12
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after she watched dr. phil or some stupid show:
Mom: do you know what a rainbow party and tossing the salad is?
me: no and yes, dont want to know/talk about it
Mom: *explained it anyways*
Wow, having your mom explain what tossing the salad is

bahahaha
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:58 AM #13
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my girlfriends mom told her never to have buttsechs..
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:00 PM #14
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My parents just gave me the internet when I was 11. I figured it all out on my own.
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:00 PM #15
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ultra conserative parents who never said anything funny, alkward, or bad FTL
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:22 PM #16
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"I better not find another used condom in the clothes basket again. That is disgusting. :gag:"
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:28 PM #17
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Senior year my friend wrote in my yearbook "Let's play Brokeback Mountain together" and put a big heart around it. My mom reads all my yearbooks so she was like, "JJ, what is this? Are... are you gay?"

I really had no response, because the night before I had a girl friend of mine over.
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:49 PM #18
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Probably when my parents found my pot for the first time. It was very awkward because my mom is super conservative and she thought it was the absolute end of the world. Not embarrassing or anything..just very awkward and unpleasant.
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:51 PM #19
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My dad kicked me out of the family. Twice. Sorta like this..

Dad- You're a discrace to the family, I don't want to see you or talk to you anymore.
Me- Okay dad.
Dad- As far as I'm concerned, you aren't family.
Me- Thanks for ruining years of my life and giving me trust, insecurity and love issues for the next 6 years.

I was only 13 at the time. Then again at 15. Almost again at 18 too.

Not funny really, but the title is "Worst".
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:07 PM #20
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Mom - Well you're having sex with him right?
Me - Yeah.
Mom - Well, do it more so he'll be more open to helping you with stuff!
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:18 PM #21
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"Son now I want you to be street smart. So give me lists of 10 phrases for womens breasts, sex, sexual positions, gay sex. etc...

Ready? Go..."

"I really don't want to talk about this..."

"Well I'll start then."
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