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Old 06-20-2007, 08:10 AM #1
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AC/DC wasn't joking around and apparently neither is the Catholic Church.

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican on Tuesday issued a "Ten Commandments" for motorists to keep them on the road to salvation, warning drivers against the sins of road rage, abuse of alcohol or even simple rudeness.

The unusual document from the Vatican's office for migrants and itinerant people also warned that automobiles can be "an occasion of sin" — particularly when used to make a dangerous passing maneuver or when used by prostitutes and their clients.

And it suggested prayer might come in handy — performing the sign of the cross before starting off and saying the rosary along the way. The rosary was particularly well-suited to recitation by all in the car, it said, since its "rhythm and gentle repetition does not distract the driver's attention."


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070619/...ican_road_rage

It's nice to see that with all of the bad things currently going on in the world, the Catholic Church is focused on the truly important means by which Satan might influence our everyday lives. Long live the Pope!
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:12 AM #2
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:26 AM #3
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This sounds like a stretch to me...
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:41 AM #5
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Well I for one wish some people would listen to the not being rude part. I'm sick and tired of suburban soccer moms that think they can cut in front of me at a 4-way stop and then give me a dirty look. I swear I wish my car fired emp shockwaves...
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Old 06-20-2007, 11:11 AM #6
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Well I for one wish some people would listen to the not being rude part. I'm sick and tired of suburban soccer moms that think they can cut in front of me at a 4-way stop and then give me a dirty look. I swear I wish my car fired emp shockwaves...
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AC/DC wasn't joking around and apparently neither is the Catholic Church.

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican on Tuesday issued a "Ten Commandments" for motorists to keep them on the road to salvation, warning drivers against the sins of road rage, abuse of alcohol or even simple rudeness.

The unusual document from the Vatican's office for migrants and itinerant people also warned that automobiles can be "an occasion of sin" — particularly when used to make a dangerous passing maneuver or when used by prostitutes and their clients.

And it suggested prayer might come in handy — performing the sign of the cross before starting off and saying the rosary along the way. The rosary was particularly well-suited to recitation by all in the car, it said, since its "rhythm and gentle repetition does not distract the driver's attention."


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070619/...ican_road_rage

It's nice to see that with all of the bad things currently going on in the world, the Catholic Church is focused on the truly important means by which Satan might influence our everyday lives. Long live the Pope!
Interesting... I guess.

By the way, I like the CS Lewis quote in your sig. Thrice (a band) quotes Lewis a lot in their songs... "We laugh at honor and are shocked when we find knives in our backs. We follow those who cheat and steal..."
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That's what throwing a D cell battery thru their front windshield is for, my friend.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:57 PM #9
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you're on the highway at this time of day? that's rediculous, the traffic will be gridlock, you'll want to take the b-line past trenton and take the new jersey turnpike the rest of the way.
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Good suggestions. Although I think I will save the latter for a really desperate situation.
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Meh, i don't do any of that violent or malicious road rage stuff. when people drive badly or dangerously, I just yell loud enough so anyone within 2 miles can hear, "F*** YOU YOU STUPID MOTHERF****er!" I don't feel like going to jail, so yelling as loud as I can is good enough for me, because it still pisses them off.
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Meh, i don't do any of that violent or malicious road rage stuff. when people drive badly or dangerously, I just yell loud enough so anyone within 2 miles can hear, "F*** YOU YOU STUPID MOTHERF****er!" I don't feel like going to jail, so yelling as loud as I can is good enough for me, because it still pisses them off.
I make sure to tell every idiot on the road what I think of them, you know, the ol' one finger salute.
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I make sure to tell every idiot on the road what I think of them, you know, the ol' one finger salute.
see thats a nice approach, because its not such a strain on your vocal cords, but then again, some people are so ditsy and out of it (while going 70-80 mph) that they often don't look for your one fingered salute.
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see thats a nice approach, because its not such a strain on your vocal cords, but then again, some people are so ditsy and out of it (while going 70-80 mph) that they often don't look for your one fingered salute.
1)accelrate
2)come up along side of them
3)honk once lightly
4)flip suprised person the bird
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Oh you know what we need. We need like a voice-activated scrolling marquee on our bumpers so that we can blow past some jackhole and tell them that they are a friggin idiot and need to get off the road.
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Oh you know what we need. We need like a voice-activated scrolling marquee on our bumpers so that we can blow past some jackhole and tell them that they are a friggin idiot and need to get off the road.
they have keyboard driven ones at pep boys
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I make sure to tell every idiot on the road what I think of them, you know, the ol' one finger salute.
I always end up rolling down my window and saying ever word I know. And I know a lot
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Im catholic and I found this kind of funney to be honest because the 10 commandments came from God not the vatican.

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And Gold eagle learn to show respect
Gee, in another thread you command people to "Go into a church and sit down and pray." That's certainly not respectful of other people's beliefs. You even charged Topazbullet with having no religion when it is very clear that he is a spiritual individual and does believe in Taoism. So, Cruiseman... you learn to show respect.
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And Gold eagle learn to show respect
I'm sorry your religion changes the rules every couple months. But it's just so easy to give my opinion in an online forum, you know...like I have free speech or some crazy idea like that.

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Gee, in another thread you command people to "Go into a church and sit down and pray." That's certainly not respectful of other people's beliefs. You even charged Topazbullet with having no religion when it is very clear that he is a spiritual individual and does believe in Taoism. So, Cruiseman... you learn to show respect.
Thank you, and touche.
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