Originally Posted by arh
can you imagine all of us paintballers on one plane together? longest security bag check line ever
Security: You! What is that you are hiding in your pants!?
Delta Frank: It's my parrot! Chill out!
Security: You can't hide a.... you over there! What is that?
Security: What did you call me? I asked...hey! You! What is so important you have to carry it on the plane!?
Arh: My Ego.
Security: Oh a smart *** huh!? Now I'm gonna....Oh GEEZ, YOU! Where do you think you're going!?
Delta Captain: Uh, onto the plane?
Security: Who says you get to go first!?
Delta Joker: Haven't you heard? Delta leads the way!
Nintendo_Wii!!: Any hot Euro chicks on this flight?
Security: THAT DOES IT! I am freaking detaining all of you. You're nothing but *******s!
jpazz: Well then, hello there. I am Major ******* and we're going to Russia.