[Bleachednblonde (Banned)]

Originally Posted by twb

I thoguht see was way into me too. I guess I got too cocky.

Yeah, I know I moved really slow. That day when she came over I wasn't even going to kiss, I was too nervous, but she kept giving me hints like when we were takilng about past girls she would say "you know if you never make a move nothing is going to happen". I guess I will have to get more experience to find out what that optimal time is.

As far as playing off her feelings you are going to have to help me out more than that. I am, well..."girl dumb".

I'm told i give the best advice when i'm laying in bed with me labtop high as a kite on sleep aides. So here we go! Let's talk about how you should play this...

Known: Woman is flirty, yet says she likes other guy.

Find: We need a reasonable goal here, not just "to get with girl and push other guy out of sight." No that's going to be a multiple phase opperation. I think first, the goal should be to get some escalation of the flirting.

Assumptions: I think it's fair to assume this girl doesn't really know what she wants. She's flakey and it appears she wants to keep things casual with you.

Properties: She's beautiful, the guy she's with is a douche (i really don't know enough detial to put things in here taht would help)

Analysis: Okay you're going to be very playful about her flirting. But it has to be stepped up a notch like you are trying to out do her. She tickles you, you tickle back a little harder (or a little closer to an intimate spot). Gauge her reaction. If at anytime she says anything about going to fast (in a sexual manner) you're response will be, "woah woah woah honey, where did you think this is going? because i'm catholic!" and then just give a big smile. Next you need to get her alone. You're going to hang out under the pretense of friends. Yes i know i've preached about not being in the friend trap but you're going to do it on YOUR TERMS so it's okay! So now you guys are hanging out alone together, start with the same flirting you do in class. Then step it up, step it up step it up. Make it a game of "how close can i cross the line before she says not. And when she says no, you bust out the line! Now while all this flirting is going on you have to be gamming her hard core. You should be showing her exactly why you're an amazing guy! The flirting will cover up the fact that you're gaming her... the flirting links her back to "risky friendship." But as she becomes intrigued and interested by you, she's going to start having a feeling of "ohhh i think i really like him." And she's going to fight that feeling because it's scares her. So now you've basically set up the point where you can sweep her off her feet. This is like the upper cut that knocks out the boxer. You do something (based on your prior knowledge of her) that will make her give in to that feeling of, "ohhh i think i like him....and....he's inside me" lol. I ususally use seduction at this point. Anything from a romance movie will usually do the trick. You have that moment where you tickle her, then you stop, then you look in her eyes, and you give her a serious kiss.

Comments: You want to get into that akward relationship with her where you're friends but there's tons of sexual tension. You spend the night together and you're very close but you tell everyone else you're just friends! On and you tell her that, she'll be in denial but we can worry about that later. This should be your next goal. Because if you're that kind of friend you're really not in the friend trap. It's easy to get out. She knows she likes you but she's denying it and saying, "oh were just friends" but she'd jump on the chance to be with you. Not only that, because you're her friend, you totally cock block the other guy. He's not going to like you being so close and probably make some outlandish demand that you can turn around on him. "What kind of boyfriend tells you who you can be friends with." Now even though she's denying it she'll think, "he's just my friend, he's right, my bf shouldn't be able to tell me who i'm friends with." Bascially what you're doing is sneaking in covertly under the pretense of "friend" getting close, dropping the bf... and then we'll go from there.

[superjoo]

Originally Posted by Bleachednblonde

I'm told i give the best advice when i'm laying in bed with me labtop high as a kite on sleep aides. So here we go! Let's talk about how you should play this...

Known: Woman is flirty, yet says she likes other guy.

Find: We need a reasonable goal here, not just "to get with girl and push other guy out of sight." No that's going to be a multiple phase opperation. I think first, the goal should be to get some escalation of the flirting.

Assumptions: I think it's fair to assume this girl doesn't really know what she wants. She's flakey and it appears she wants to keep things casual with you.

Properties: She's beautiful, the guy she's with is a douche (i really don't know enough detial to put things in here taht would help)

Analysis: Okay you're going to be very playful about her flirting. But it has to be stepped up a notch like you are trying to out do her. She tickles you, you tickle back a little harder (or a little closer to an intimate spot). Gauge her reaction. If at anytime she says anything about going to fast (in a sexual manner) you're response will be, "woah woah woah honey, where did you think this is going? because i'm catholic!" and then just give a big smile. Next you need to get her alone. You're going to hang out under the pretense of friends. Yes i know i've preached about not being in the friend trap but you're going to do it on YOUR TERMS so it's okay! So now you guys are hanging out alone together, start with the same flirting you do in class. Then step it up, step it up step it up. Make it a game of "how close can i cross the line before she says not. And when she says no, you bust out the line! Now while all this flirting is going on you have to be gamming her hard core. You should be showing her exactly why you're an amazing guy! The flirting will cover up the fact that you're gaming her... the flirting links her back to "risky friendship." But as she becomes intrigued and interested by you, she's going to start having a feeling of "ohhh i think i really like him." And she's going to fight that feeling because it's scares her. So now you've basically set up the point where you can sweep her off her feet. This is like the upper cut that knocks out the boxer. You do something (based on your prior knowledge of her) that will make her give in to that feeling of, "ohhh i think i like him....and....he's inside me" lol. I ususally use seduction at this point. Anything from a romance movie will usually do the trick. You have that moment where you tickle her, then you stop, then you look in her eyes, and you give her a serious kiss.

Comments: You want to get into that akward relationship with her where you're friends but there's tons of sexual tension. You spend the night together and you're very close but you tell everyone else you're just friends! On and you tell her that, she'll be in denial but we can worry about that later. This should be your next goal. Because if you're that kind of friend you're really not in the friend trap. It's easy to get out. She knows she likes you but she's denying it and saying, "oh were just friends" but she'd jump on the chance to be with you. Not only that, because you're her friend, you totally cock block the other guy. He's not going to like you being so close and probably make some outlandish demand that you can turn around on him. "What kind of boyfriend tells you who you can be friends with." Now even though she's denying it she'll think, "he's just my friend, he's right, my bf shouldn't be able to tell me who i'm friends with." Bascially what you're doing is sneaking in covertly under the pretense of "friend" getting close, dropping the bf... and then we'll go from there.

:sitting in chair mouth agape in awe and amazement:

[Bobeo]

Originally Posted by superjoo

:sitting in chair mouth agape in awe and amazement:

Bleached is psychic. I was about to ask for help on what to do now that I think this girl with a bofriend is interested in me. He answered it before I could post.

[12345421]

Originally Posted by Bleachednblonde

I'm told i give the best advice when i'm laying in bed with me labtop high as a kite on sleep aides. So here we go! Let's talk about how you should play this...

Known: Woman is flirty, yet says she likes other guy.

Find: We need a reasonable goal here, not just "to get with girl and push other guy out of sight." No that's going to be a multiple phase opperation. I think first, the goal should be to get some escalation of the flirting.

Assumptions: I think it's fair to assume this girl doesn't really know what she wants. She's flakey and it appears she wants to keep things casual with you.

Properties: She's beautiful, the guy she's with is a douche (i really don't know enough detial to put things in here taht would help)

Analysis: Okay you're going to be very playful about her flirting. But it has to be stepped up a notch like you are trying to out do her. She tickles you, you tickle back a little harder (or a little closer to an intimate spot). Gauge her reaction. If at anytime she says anything about going to fast (in a sexual manner) you're response will be, "woah woah woah honey, where did you think this is going? because i'm catholic!" and then just give a big smile. Next you need to get her alone. You're going to hang out under the pretense of friends. Yes i know i've preached about not being in the friend trap but you're going to do it on YOUR TERMS so it's okay! So now you guys are hanging out alone together, start with the same flirting you do in class. Then step it up, step it up step it up. Make it a game of "how close can i cross the line before she says not. And when she says no, you bust out the line! Now while all this flirting is going on you have to be gamming her hard core. You should be showing her exactly why you're an amazing guy! The flirting will cover up the fact that you're gaming her... the flirting links her back to "risky friendship." But as she becomes intrigued and interested by you, she's going to start having a feeling of "ohhh i think i really like him." And she's going to fight that feeling because it's scares her. So now you've basically set up the point where you can sweep her off her feet. This is like the upper cut that knocks out the boxer. You do something (based on your prior knowledge of her) that will make her give in to that feeling of, "ohhh i think i like him....and....he's inside me" lol. I ususally use seduction at this point. Anything from a romance movie will usually do the trick. You have that moment where you tickle her, then you stop, then you look in her eyes, and you give her a serious kiss.

Comments: You want to get into that akward relationship with her where you're friends but there's tons of sexual tension. You spend the night together and you're very close but you tell everyone else you're just friends! On and you tell her that, she'll be in denial but we can worry about that later. This should be your next goal. Because if you're that kind of friend you're really not in the friend trap. It's easy to get out. She knows she likes you but she's denying it and saying, "oh were just friends" but she'd jump on the chance to be with you. Not only that, because you're her friend, you totally cock block the other guy. He's not going to like you being so close and probably make some outlandish demand that you can turn around on him. "What kind of boyfriend tells you who you can be friends with." Now even though she's denying it she'll think, "he's just my friend, he's right, my bf shouldn't be able to tell me who i'm friends with." Bascially what you're doing is sneaking in covertly under the pretense of "friend" getting close, dropping the bf... and then we'll go from there.

That's insane. So insane it would probably work. For meds.

[Crazdelight]

Bleach, im not giving up with this girl

I took her to homecoming saturday night, and it was alright. I thought we would maybe feel a little closer with each other but that feeling never came, and i know she didnt feel anything as well. I dropped her off at her house, didnt even get out of the car just said goodbye and thanks for the good time as she did the same when she was getting out.
That saturday morning before the dance i woke up with a voicemail from her at 3am compleatly drunk. Talking about how she just wanted to say hi, over and over. She didnt remember calling me when i asked.
Forward back to after i dropped her off, feeling kinda sad i headed to a after party to find myself a little buzzed but that WAS it. I decided to call her at 3am to be funny about her call and ended up saying things like "I really like you, then in the background a couple girls yelled "no you dont! your trying to make her jelouse!" and i responded with "Oh! just kidding, i dont really like you" and just tried to be funny about it.

The next day i worked with her she seemed fine to begin with but then pissy at the end and mad. This was her last day at work.. last day of her 2 week quitting notice.
She was walking out to her car as was i and i gathered up the little bit of currage i had left from her bad signs and went over to her car, hugged her and was like " u know u hugged like everybody else at the dance accept your date" and "are you seriously mad at me"
She responded with "well you didnt make good choices" and i responded with "well neither did you" and we both kinda (i guess) awkwardly joked it off, but i sat there outside the door as she was sitting in her car and really didnt know what to say, so i hugged her and kissed her on the cheek goodbye.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

We have already kissed twice, and it REALLY gets me down because the second time i kissed her i thought i had it. We kissed and then when she was leaving i kissed her on the lips goodbye. That was like 4 weeks ago today, for it happened on a monday. My big mistake i believe, was she dosent go to my school but we had college day on wednesday after that monday 4 weeks ago , and i saw her and made it awkard and acted almost shy. I didnt see her for only about 2 min but i guess i just kinda felt pressured and wierd.
Then that thursday i invited her to hangout but she was busy with cheer, and we talked i guess a tad everyday from myspace messages to phone texting for a good 2 WEEKS ... yeah suck. So by the time i finally saw her again, which was last monday... i just kinda talked with her with my friend at a local resturant for a little bit. She had to leave so i casually said bye. Didnt do anything, and yeah then i saw her saturday for homecoming.. and thats were the story started.

Basically... were the hell do i go from this? I think she liked me but prolly lost some of that, and is loosing some of that. What can i do to repair the damage, i really need help and suggestions now. She is really pretty and 18 and i find myself loosing currage and being a year younger. (Same grade though) Different schools, but the only thing that connected us was work and now thats gone. HELP

[12345421]

University girls FTW!

I was just on MSN and my sisters roomate talks to me on my sisters MSN.

Here's the convo. I changed the name of my sister.

Kari says:
hey is this Kari's bro?
X Ian - I put the "the" in pschyotherapist says:
Ya, this is Ian
Kari says:
cool cool
X Ian - I put the "the" in pschyotherapist says:
Meaghan OD or something?
X Ian - I put the "the" in pschyotherapist says:
K
Kari says:
lol
Kari says:
no why?
X Ian - I put the "the" in pschyotherapist says:
I dunno, why not?
Kari says:
I just thought I'd say hi
Kari says:
lol
Kari says:
is that u in the pic?
X Ian - I put the "the" in pschyotherapist says:
Ya, the one on the right
X Ian - I put the "the" in pschyotherapist says:
In the back making the retarded face
Kari says:
wow really?
X Ian - I put the "the" in pschyotherapist says:
Yes.... is that a good or bad "wow"?
Kari says:
that is a good wow.
Kari says:
I like your hair.
X Ian - I put the "the" in pschyotherapist says:
Ya, it's pretty damn sexy, lol.
Kari says:
I though u were gonna say u were the one on the left, and I was gonna say "damn, cuz the boy on the right has sexy hair"
X Ian - I put the "the" in pschyotherapist says:
Lol
X Ian - I put the "the" in pschyotherapist says:
Short hair sucks.
Kari says:
dont tell Kari I said that....**** she logs her convos....
X Ian - I put the "the" in pschyotherapist says:
Haha, just delete it
X Ian - I put the "the" in pschyotherapist says:
It's in My Documents

She just got me to add her on her MSN and were talking about random stuff, mostly music. I seen a picture of her in the room she's in with my sister and all I can remember is that she's not ugly, but I think she's just a 6 or 7 maybe. I'm not really concerned about that though because a University girl for a guy in HS is big especially when you are in a town with 1000 people and the University is an hour a half away. Edit: And she's keeps telling me I'm hilarious.

Anyway, Bleach, how are University girls different from HS girls? Advice please

[twb]

Originally Posted by Bleachednblonde

I'm told i give the best advice when i'm laying in bed with me labtop high as a kite on sleep aides. So here we go! Let's talk about how you should play this...

Known: Woman is flirty, yet says she likes other guy.

Find: We need a reasonable goal here, not just "to get with girl and push other guy out of sight." No that's going to be a multiple phase opperation. I think first, the goal should be to get some escalation of the flirting.

Assumptions: I think it's fair to assume this girl doesn't really know what she wants. She's flakey and it appears she wants to keep things casual with you.

Properties: She's beautiful, the guy she's with is a douche (i really don't know enough detial to put things in here taht would help)

Analysis: Okay you're going to be very playful about her flirting. But it has to be stepped up a notch like you are trying to out do her. She tickles you, you tickle back a little harder (or a little closer to an intimate spot). Gauge her reaction. If at anytime she says anything about going to fast (in a sexual manner) you're response will be, "woah woah woah honey, where did you think this is going? because i'm catholic!" and then just give a big smile. Next you need to get her alone. You're going to hang out under the pretense of friends. Yes i know i've preached about not being in the friend trap but you're going to do it on YOUR TERMS so it's okay! So now you guys are hanging out alone together, start with the same flirting you do in class. Then step it up, step it up step it up. Make it a game of "how close can i cross the line before she says not. And when she says no, you bust out the line! Now while all this flirting is going on you have to be gamming her hard core. You should be showing her exactly why you're an amazing guy! The flirting will cover up the fact that you're gaming her... the flirting links her back to "risky friendship." But as she becomes intrigued and interested by you, she's going to start having a feeling of "ohhh i think i really like him." And she's going to fight that feeling because it's scares her. So now you've basically set up the point where you can sweep her off her feet. This is like the upper cut that knocks out the boxer. You do something (based on your prior knowledge of her) that will make her give in to that feeling of, "ohhh i think i like him....and....he's inside me" lol. I ususally use seduction at this point. Anything from a romance movie will usually do the trick. You have that moment where you tickle her, then you stop, then you look in her eyes, and you give her a serious kiss.

Comments: You want to get into that akward relationship with her where you're friends but there's tons of sexual tension. You spend the night together and you're very close but you tell everyone else you're just friends! On and you tell her that, she'll be in denial but we can worry about that later. This should be your next goal. Because if you're that kind of friend you're really not in the friend trap. It's easy to get out. She knows she likes you but she's denying it and saying, "oh were just friends" but she'd jump on the chance to be with you. Not only that, because you're her friend, you totally cock block the other guy. He's not going to like you being so close and probably make some outlandish demand that you can turn around on him. "What kind of boyfriend tells you who you can be friends with." Now even though she's denying it she'll think, "he's just my friend, he's right, my bf shouldn't be able to tell me who i'm friends with." Bascially what you're doing is sneaking in covertly under the pretense of "friend" getting close, dropping the bf... and then we'll go from there.

Wow that was WAY more than I expected, thank you! Hopefully I can pull this off.

[felicityrose]

Originally Posted by 12345421

Anyway, Bleach, how are University girls different from HS girls? Advice please

I may not be Bleach, but I certainly can tell you how college girls are different.

About 90% of high schoolers have very little conception of the real world. They live in a bubble, occasionally pierced by the cost of gas or "unfairness" to their generation. Their parents pay for most things (I didn't say all), and their hormones cause them to be little hornballs. All of this is true for men and women.

Onto college. Guys focus heavily on boozing, partying, and trying to score with chicks for most of their career. Girls only do this for the first year or so. Once they've had their fair share of watered-down kegs at frat parties and random hookups, all of the frustrations from HS are expunged from their system. They find a better sense of who they are and what they want to do - I guess that's a maturity thing. They are (usually) sexually experienced and aren't shy to talk about it in a mature manner, and they've discovered what they want to do for the rest of their lives. Many guys don't hit this stage in college until their junior or senior year - they're too busy trying to pick up the freshman girls.

TL;DR: College girls are far more mature than HS girls.

[12345421]

Originally Posted by felicityrose

I may not be Bleach, but I certainly can tell you how college girls are different.

About 90% of high schoolers have very little conception of the real world. They live in a bubble, occasionally pierced by the cost of gas or "unfairness" to their generation. Their parents pay for most things (I didn't say all), and their hormones cause them to be little hornballs. All of this is true for men and women.

Onto college. Guys focus heavily on boozing, partying, and trying to score with chicks for most of their career. Girls only do this for the first year or so. Once they've had their fair share of watered-down kegs at frat parties and random hookups, all of the frustrations from HS are expunged from their system. They find a better sense of who they are and what they want to do - I guess that's a maturity thing. They are (usually) sexually experienced and aren't shy to talk about it in a mature manner, and they've discovered what they want to do for the rest of their lives. Many guys don't hit this stage in college until their junior or senior year - they're too busy trying to pick up the freshman girls.

TL;DR: College girls are far more mature than HS girls.

K... now enough of the lecturring!

Hypothetically speaking... if you were in your first year of University, and showed interest in a HS guy, how would you want him to act so that he doesn't come off as a douchebag? I'm not worried about the maturity part, I can hold some pretty intelligent conversations when I want to, but that doesn't seem to be a problem with her. Her world apparenly revolves around Jim Morrison and Pink Floyd.

[Bleachednblonde (Banned)]

Originally Posted by Crazdelight

Bleach, im not giving up with this girl

Basically... were the hell do i go from this? I think she liked me but prolly lost some of that, and is loosing some of that. What can i do to repair the damage, i really need help and suggestions now. She is really pretty and 18 and i find myself loosing currage and being a year younger. (Same grade though) Different schools, but the only thing that connected us was work and now thats gone. HELP

Okay you need to do a few things here. #1 you're taking things wayyyyy too seriously. #2 you're making yourself available too often. #3 you're not spending the time you have together wisely. Time together should be about quality not quantity. Time spent together should be moving towards a something. I think first you need a little break. Then kind of get a clean start. Don't myspace or aim or call her for a while. Then come walking back into her life. If she asks you've been really busy with college applications or something to that extent.

Originally Posted by 12345421

K... now enough of the lecturring!

Hypothetically speaking... if you were in your first year of University, and showed interest in a HS guy, how would you want him to act so that he doesn't come off as a douchebag? I'm not worried about the maturity part, I can hold some pretty intelligent conversations when I want to, but that doesn't seem to be a problem with her. Her world apparenly revolves around Jim Morrison and Pink Floyd.

Maturity. College relationships are much different. They are more relaxed and low stress. College students fall into one of two catagories. At one point pretty much all of them go from phase 1 to phase 2. Like the woman said, at some point they settle down. Some girls it takes 5 weeks. Some girls they don't settle down until they graduate (or sometimes even after that!) So first you need to find out where on the spectrum this girl is.


What i can tell you for sure is that most college students are thinking about their future. Talking about your future or things like that would help. But also, don't be too serious about anything. College is supposed to be a fun time, if a relationship becomes too draumatic, she'll drop it because she has a lot of other options.

Also, i don't know how it works for girls... but as for guys, sisters are off limits in college. I mean that doesn't mean I haven't slept with my roommates sister, but he doesn't know about it

[superjoo]

Originally Posted by Bleachednblonde

Okay you need to do a few things here. #1 you're taking things wayyyyy too seriously. #2 you're making yourself available too often. #3 you're not spending the time you have together wisely. Time together should be about quality not quantity. Time spent together should be moving towards a something. I think first you need a little break. Then kind of get a clean start. Don't myspace or aim or call her for a while. Then come walking back into her life. If she asks you've been really busy with college applications or something to that extent.

Maturity. College relationships are much different. They are more relaxed and low stress. College students fall into one of two catagories. At one point pretty much all of them go from phase 1 to phase 2. Like the woman said, at some point they settle down. Some girls it takes 5 weeks. Some girls they don't settle down until they graduate (or sometimes even after that!) So first you need to find out where on the spectrum this girl is.


What i can tell you for sure is that most college students are thinking about their future. Talking about your future or things like that would help. But also, don't be too serious about anything. College is supposed to be a fun time, if a relationship becomes too draumatic, she'll drop it because she has a lot of other options.

Also, i don't know how it works for girls... but as for guys, sisters are off limits in college. I mean that doesn't mean I haven't slept with my roommates sister, but he doesn't know about it

u naughty naughty boy

lol

[Jae.C]

I'm still having the problem with the same girl. Usually i'd just drop her, but it's started to become more of.. game?

I need some help about doing so. I'm up for anything; my confidence has boosted 500%, her friends think im hot, and I'm famous at her school, haha.

If you need to know anything about the girl, ask away! Thanks.

Oh, and I've been sending the mixed signals like crazy, every time I see her.

[drunktiger21]

I've never been able to figure out how to respond to "you're funny"
How do you guys handle such a complex statement delivered from a girl?

[12345421]

Originally Posted by Bleachednblonde

Maturity. College relationships are much different. They are more relaxed and low stress. College students fall into one of two catagories. At one point pretty much all of them go from phase 1 to phase 2. Like the woman said, at some point they settle down. Some girls it takes 5 weeks. Some girls they don't settle down until they graduate (or sometimes even after that!) So first you need to find out where on the spectrum this girl is.


What i can tell you for sure is that most college students are thinking about their future. Talking about your future or things like that would help. But also, don't be too serious about anything. College is supposed to be a fun time, if a relationship becomes too draumatic, she'll drop it because she has a lot of other options.

Also, i don't know how it works for girls... but as for guys, sisters are off limits in college. I mean that doesn't mean I haven't slept with my roommates sister, but he doesn't know about it

I maybe worded it wrong. I'm not looking for a relationship... more of a hook up so I can brag to my friends about this college chick I hooked up with.

[12345421]

Originally Posted by drunktiger21

I've never been able to figure out how to respond to "you're funny"
How do you guys handle such a complex statement delivered from a girl?

Girl: You're funny
Guy: I know.

Unless you have that serious vibe going, then you would sound conceded.

[felicityrose]

Originally Posted by drunktiger21

I've never been able to figure out how to respond to "you're funny"
How do you guys handle such a complex statement delivered from a girl?

Depends on what you said before she said, "you're funny" and the tone it was delivered.

If she was laughing while reciting said statement, then you are, indeed, funny. Chicks dig humor. Be modest and say thanks, or deliver a follow up if you have one to keep her laughing. (Personally, I'm pretty good with the Ron White-esque delivery.)

If any sarcasm was detected in her voice, then she's not into your humor style. Just shrug it off and talk about something else.

[felicityrose]

Originally Posted by 12345421

I maybe worded it wrong. I'm not looking for a relationship... more of a hook up so I can brag to my friends about this college chick I hooked up with.

When a girl gets into college, she thinks about what college senior she can hook up with, not what HS senior she can hook up with. No offense, but the only way you'll get the college chick score is if she's drunk AND you lie to her and tell her that you are a college student.

That being said, please please don't be a douchebag.

[drunktiger21]

Originally Posted by felicityrose

Depends on what you said before she said, "you're funny" and the tone it was delivered.

If she was laughing while reciting said statement, then you are, indeed, funny. Chicks dig humor. Be modest and say thanks, or deliver a follow up if you have one to keep her laughing. (Personally, I'm pretty good with the Ron White-esque delivery.)

If any sarcasm was detected in her voice, then she's not into your humor style. Just shrug it off and talk about something else.

Originally Posted by 12345421

Girl: You're funny
Guy: I know.

Unless you have that serious vibe going, then you would sound conceded.

It was more of a "LOL" on her part
I thought many times about saying "I know" upon recieving that statement from several girls, but I have this attitude with girls thats on the border of confident and cocky; and i don't wanna cross that line.
na-ta-meen?

And I kinda think that a "thanks" cuts off the convo and puts you on a weak side.

How about a "I do what I can"?
Or perhaps a- "I tend to deliver"?

[Bleachednblonde (Banned)]

Originally Posted by superjoo

u naughty naughty boy

lol

Yes i tend to get myself into some sticky situations

Originally Posted by Jae.C

I'm still having the problem with the same girl. Usually i'd just drop her, but it's started to become more of.. game?

I need some help about doing so. I'm up for anything; my confidence has boosted 500%, her friends think im hot, and I'm famous at her school, haha.

If you need to know anything about the girl, ask away! Thanks.

Oh, and I've been sending the mixed signals like crazy, every time I see her.

You'll have to quote you're old problem or put up some cliff notes because i don't remember specifically what the situation was

Originally Posted by drunktiger21

I've never been able to figure out how to respond to "you're funny"
How do you guys handle such a complex statement delivered from a girl?

"I don't think funny was the word you were looking for. I think what you meant to say was Cute/sexy/addorable" Always works good for me!

Originally Posted by felicityrose

When a girl gets into college, she thinks about what college senior she can hook up with, not what HS senior she can hook up with. No offense, but the only way you'll get the college chick score is if she's drunk AND you lie to her and tell her that you are a college student.

That being said, please please don't be a douchebag.

You make a very valid point. And now when i put myself in her shoes and think about when i was a freshmen, there's no chance in hell i would have hooked up with a high schooler. You get to college and there's tons of new sexy people, the last thing you are looking for is to take a step back into high school.

[drunktiger21]

Originally Posted by Bleachednblonde

"I don't think funny was the word you were looking for. I think what you meant to say was Cute/sexy/addorable" Always works good for me!

Haha, niiice

[pb4life110]

Edit:
Reason: I figured it out... no need for help anymore...

to the guy below me... I know...