"Sometimes I wish I did more with my life than just stand infront of places. Like be an astronaut. I could be the first mother ****er to find a new galaxy. Or the first to see an alien life-form...and **** it. Then when I walked down the street they would say, 'there he goes...dude ****ed a martian.'"
-'Jay' in Kevin Smith's later masterpiece "Clerks II"
"So i was letting my girlfriend finger my butthole and everything was going good but then she was like " do you wanna put ur penis in my vagina?" and i was like "wtf? why would i do that ****? just keep ur fingers movin *****"... and that was that." j-Fro