[Darkassaliant]

Like this one time, I pooped.... it was amazing..... << I MISS YOU!!! <<

But yea in all reality, I've never shat myslef paintballin....

[tallpaintballer]

i did at the last nwps.... in the car it was not fun

[superstick]

hahahah, "MOMMY MOMMY DONT MAKE ME SIT IN THE BROWN SEAT"

wow im board, no more storys???????? i was laughing pretty hard and now its dead

I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU FROWNY FACE TO BE THERE FOR ME

[tallpaintballer]

thats what she said

[superstick]

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[tallpaintballer]

your crazy kid

[BL!ZZARD)]

last saturaday me and a freind got off work and we whent to some guys house st like 10 at night and lit a flamming bag of poo on his door step. When we saw him get up out of the chair we booked it. Luckly it was a freind so got to hear whet happened saturday night , wink

[BL!ZZARD)]

oh forgot to add, it was my poop

[tallpaintballer]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA that is hella funny. dude put this ish in your SIG

[Pantherspaintball]

Nice

[tallpaintballer]

you gotta put this in your sig if your a poopy balla

[tallpaintballer]

put this ish in your sig

[1969]

this is an awsome thread FOR ME TO POOP ON lol but my freinds pants fell off while slidding into the 50 they were just lyeing their on the ground

[superstick]

haha i always wondered what i would do if that happend to me

prolly try something heroic like a 5-man run through just to not seem so stupid

[tallpaintballer]

you kidz are crazy

[superstick]

kids these days.............

[Pantherspaintball]

Come on theres gota be more

[Mastermind26]

Never actually done it, but I have a related story to tell.....

....I was out playing woodsball (all the other fields were full by the time I came in) and was making a bee line to the back to get me sum people. I went around a tree and stepped in sumone's poo and didn't notice until I felt the squishiness. G R O S S ! ! !
I look down and I see it is a massive turd sumone left there! My shoes was covered from the tip and all the underside. So I'm running trying to play, but in the back of my mind are these mental pictures of the turd and the smeared poop on my shoe! I was running like a dog when they put booties on their feet (lift leg, shake it, lift other leg, shake it....).

Had to call myself out and attempt at cleaning it. Wiped it sum leaves, tried rubbing it on the dirt, over rocks, on tree stumps, but that stuff dried on VERY quickly! Played the rest of the day with a slight "aroma" following me.

By the time the day was over I had to double bag the shoe, put that inside a duffel bag and put the duffel bag inside the trunk. I ended up throwing out the shoes and duffel bag (I don't wanna clean sumone else's poop!).

If that was a woodsball tactic, I'm never playing woodsball again!

true story.

[Mastermind26]

There are also the guys (walk-ons) that are running and farting from bunker to bunker thinking the sounds of paint being shot muffels their short shots.

It's kinda like: (while running) putt putt putt putt (then ducking) puuuuuuttttt!

And you're either running alongside they run by you and you hear coming and going....

[tallpaintballer]

HAHAHA these are some really good storys