You Might Be a Dragun Owner if....

assassinationACI · 03-10-2006, 02:35 PM

your a dragun owner if you call your gun a T(one) Immy. when i say that people think i really have a timmy because its clammied. so i never say what it really is lol. they cant even tell whats the difference because it feels the same as a timmy.

SkaterJunk · 03-10-2006, 07:46 PM

you might be a dragun owner if you own master_flea's old drallion and noone wantes to even look at it any more becouse its the fastest/loudest/most efeciant gun on the field...... (btw it eats fingers so keep em away)

Headshotted · 03-10-2006, 08:48 PM

Is your Drally still for sale?

SkaterJunk · 03-10-2006, 08:58 PM

im depating i got some places i can get nib guns cheap but i still <3 the drally and was thinkin about a hot ano and mabey some other parts

you might be a dragun owner if the pope blesed you gun and it dosent work... but you friend picks it up and outshoots EVERYTHING

XxAltecxX · 03-10-2006, 09:31 PM

You Might Be a Dragun Owner if you pulled your first wire out and we're proud (Happen'd to me today).

ACO65STANG · 03-18-2006, 11:44 AM

if you paid $92 on ebay and got a sweet *** gun, but your friend got ripped for $285 buying a new fenix

Headshotted · 03-18-2006, 12:41 PM

Did you slap your friend and tell him he was a noob? He could have gotten an Pilot ACS New from Walmart for like $134

flight cancled · 03-18-2006, 02:17 PM

NONONONO be a dragun owner and beat him with that over-priced pile he just bought.

you might be a dragun owner if you're backup is always broken -cough- one -cough- lol.

goes to machine shop to work on project/fix gun

DarkeWolf · 03-19-2006, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T1rippaman

you might be a dragun owner if your TES gun case says Tachtical Electronic Sniper

hahaha yep!

you might be a dragun owner if you get asked "what kind of timmy is that?" every time you go to the field.
or....some ion brat comes along asks that, then disses it for being a blowback so you take them back and make them almost drek themselves that a stock board without full autoc can shoot faster than their lazy fingers can get that ion to ramp!
I love rubbing it in with "not bad for a blowback, eh?"

you might be a dragun owner if you constantly have to tell the ref's that your stock board does NOT have ramping.

if you constantly have to tell people that auto mode is NOT full auto.

if you go on ebay and the very first thing that you type in the search is "dragun".

if you intend to spell "dragon" and spell "dragun" by mistake.

if you've heard "You shoulda got a wgp" at least 10 times.

if you got a stock reg that has the consistancy of a bob long torpedo.....(in it's painful, spasmodic death-throes!)

if you've got enough spare parts laying around to put another gun together...almost.

if you thought you could find an adapter to fit the asa on the drop when you changed your reg.

if you think that semi mode blows chunks, because it's slower than dog ****!

if you put your board back in and all you see is squares.

Nunekin666 · 03-21-2006, 01:27 PM

you might be a Dragun owner if... you think its cool when you see new people posting in the Dragun forum
(we are not alone)

DarkeWolf · 03-21-2006, 01:44 PM

hehehe thanks

If "dragun's funky fittings" is a phrase that you actually Do use at least twice a month, you might be a dragun owner.

If you forget that somebody is NOT a new dragun owner, and tell them to tape their VA when they get the marker, you might be a dragun owner.

If you actually COLLECT the old Dragun promo vids (PLEASE tell me that somebody has got the TES and dralli vids???) you might be a dragun owner.

Headshotted · 05-14-2006, 07:46 AM

If the first thing you do after Prom night is get onto nation, then out of love for your old marker and props you go check it out and someone's got an Ebladed Dfly. **** Yeah, *****es. DraGUN In the Hause!
(Which doesn't say much for me because I just swapped out my ICD Marker that I haven't even played with for an Older Angel...)

familyguy23 · 05-21-2006, 01:12 AM

You might be a dragun owner if..
1)u buy one off ebay, spend $30 trying to figure out whats wrong with your gun, to find out that the sear was broken when u got it, then spend another 20 to get a new one

2)buy a t-board then screw up ur noid wires while taking out the stock board

3)u want to mod the **** out of it

4) go to the local field where everyone has a timmy,Ego, DM6,etc. and they offer u $20 for you're "peice of **** gun"

5)When playing GHTP max'd online, u ask them what gun they have, they say DM6/Shocker/Ego/etc. Then they ask you what you have. You tell them you have a dragun then they burst out laughing, then boot you.

(how depressing)

6)Rip ur gun before u leave to go play, get their and it doesn't work, to leave and it rips even faster than when u left to go play

pimped_dragun07 · 05-21-2006, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nunekin666

If you convince your friends to buy a used Dragun over a new anything else

if you are one of those friends.

Dead_Bunny · 05-21-2006, 07:00 AM

you might be a dragun owner if the only way to get your gun working at the feild is to do a rain dance, jump up and down, then make animal sacrifices. And it just might run after that.

electraman7 (Banned) · 05-21-2006, 11:39 AM

You might be a dragun owner if your biggest problem is finding a machine shop to mill your gun....

ArchAngelIon · 05-21-2006, 08:22 PM

If you buy one dragun. Think its so bad, it must be a facotry defect. So you sell it

Than later be inticed by low prices, and try another modle, and end up hitting yourself for being fooled twice.

True story

jmbishop · 05-21-2006, 09:00 PM

you might not be a dragun owner if your to picky.

Nunekin666 · 05-22-2006, 08:38 AM

You might be a Dragun owner if...
your 2 year old son can hit 15 bps on your ultra chipped Tboarded T1 (true story)

cartmen · 06-14-2006, 08:29 AM

If you take 2 totally non working guns strip them down and put in random parts of the 2 guns into one gun and it works better than your friends Impy
I swear to god I have no clue how but it has not given me a problem since
(2 Months). To top it all off it seems faster and smoother and the only aftermarket part in it is the 50gram switch which was in there in the first place

cb_tes · 06-14-2006, 12:51 PM

You might be a Dragun owner if even your Stock Class friends think your gun is a peice.

You might be a Dragun owner if you shoot those Stock Class friends in the face after talking crap about your Mini-Timmy.

You might be a Dragun owner if after the game your Stock Class friends come up to you and say, "You only shot me because you can throw more paint in the air in 2 seconds, than I can in 2 minutes." Well, it got you out didn't it?

Bow down SC players.

=)