Since this is Glenns fan club, maybe someone can tell me where I can find him at. Let me tell you why:
When I was 5 years old I was baby sat by Glenn. While we were watching the KAPP video of the 2001 LA Open and eating Cheetos, he touched me in my special places. Since then I can't have normal sexual relations with my girlfriend because I just see his face and yell his name. I'm 33 now, so this has been going on for 28 years which is why I've finally given up and decided to give in to my urges to find Glenn! He's the most sexy of all the guys on Lanche - well next to Dave and J-Lo.
If you have any information regarding Glenns location, please see me at any local paintball field. I'll be the one blasting faces off everyone, or bunkering Rich Telford in the parking lot.