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Old 07-19-2005, 05:18 PM #1
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Arrow *Original Anti-Ion Fan Club* Must Read

Listen my fellow American paintball-playing bretheren. There is a new evil lurking on the fields around you. You probably have heard of this truly demonic collection of scrap plastic known as the "Smart Parts Ion". This low-quality piece of projectile weaponry is rapidly becoming known as a (I can barely even bring myself to say it) "high-end" marker. As we all know, this is all lies which should not even be uttered in the most sarcastic of circumstances. In conclusion, I beg you to join in the upsrising with me and fight the good fight to show the ENTIRE WORLD our anti-ion mentallity, via PBnation. What is that you are asking? How can I help? I'm just one paintballer in the rapidly growing sport of millions. Well do not fear little baller. Both newb and pwner (one that pwns) can join in the cause and make an impact. Proudly display the fact that YOU, yes you are in the Anti-Ion Fan Club. Put this in your sig and let the world know. I am not a fool! I do not fall for the hype! The Ion is not a high end marker and should not be called one. In that respect, no one should own or use one either. The bottom line is, when the day is done and the sun is setting over the dimly lit, shell covered fields, you can sleep easier tonight, knowing that you are doing your part to rid the earth of the infamous Smart Parts Ion. (sniffle)

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Old 07-19-2005, 05:23 PM #2
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Old 07-19-2005, 05:26 PM #3
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Thank you fellow freedom fighter. It is an honor to fight along side with you in this battle JT Pimp
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Old 07-19-2005, 06:07 PM #4
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i wanna join!! will me make a mob? and can we bring torches and pitchforks? and hypothetically saying, what if we already lit our torches?
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then i remember the internet is down...and im forced to jack off to thoughts of a girl in my class into a sock. i watch the george lopez show then go to sleep"
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Old 07-19-2005, 06:08 PM #5
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"Originally posted by Laureate: day 1:
the creatine has entered my veins. i can feel it raging inside of me. i look down and realize my 11 inch biceps have swollen at least half an inch. i become scared of my own strength. mother knocks on the door to tell me good night, but i tell her not to open the door...i dont want her to see me like this. moments later i catch myself looking at myself in the mirror...i can barely recognize myself.

then i remember the internet is down...and im forced to jack off to thoughts of a girl in my class into a sock. i watch the george lopez show then go to sleep"
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Old 07-19-2005, 06:09 PM #6
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I like your enthusiasm P8nt, you have officially been promoted to Vice President of the Anti-Ion fan club! And as a bonus, I just gave you a cool point!
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Old 07-19-2005, 06:19 PM #7
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Old 07-19-2005, 06:31 PM #8
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shoot looks like im #5
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Old 07-19-2005, 06:33 PM #9
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Doin' good. Keep it going... For the future of paintball!!
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Old 07-19-2005, 06:37 PM #10
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Old 07-19-2005, 06:42 PM #11
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I have my own torch and pitch fork so can I join?
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Old 07-19-2005, 07:03 PM #12
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If ion owners see this in our sigs they are going to go off. And then they are going to try to convince me that my gun is less "1337" than thiers.....

good idear but whast this have to do with bkos?
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Old 07-19-2005, 07:05 PM #13
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What do you have against an ion? They shoot great for the price, and this is coming from an anti-sp person. Ive owned a bko, with all ups imaginalbe including pure acid frame and pds. The ion still shoots better. dont have a grudge agaisnt hte gun, have a gun against the company.
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Old 07-19-2005, 07:06 PM #14
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i dont like the gun but i respect the player who uses it
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Old 07-19-2005, 07:06 PM #15
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just kinda makes sense that people who purchase BKOs are going to dislike the Ion, otherwise theyd buy an Ion....right?
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Old 07-19-2005, 07:41 PM #16
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What do you have against an ion? They shoot great for the price, and this is coming from an anti-sp person. Ive owned a bko, with all ups imaginalbe including pure acid frame and pds. The ion still shoots better. dont have a grudge agaisnt hte gun, have a gun against the company.
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Old 07-19-2005, 08:11 PM #17
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i dont like the gun but i respect the player who uses it
You have to respect them, putting their lives on the line every time they step onto the field with a gassed up Ion. I watched 2 Ions, both on the same team, both in the same match go down. One of the Ions' regs blew the macro fitting off of it, and the other stopped working, and they couldn't fix it, so the guy threw the thing out, and people actually cheered(lol). The Ions may be a good price, but I would take a pod full of paint and my hand over it any day.
I take the #6 position in this fan club.
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Old 07-19-2005, 08:27 PM #18
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Old 07-19-2005, 08:39 PM #19
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If it was Anti Smart Parts then I would get in on it, but not anti ION....Hold on, I just bought a new tube of shocker lube.......ok count me in next year
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Old 07-19-2005, 09:04 PM #20
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I'll be #8

These morons need to shut up, they're totally brainwashed by hype.
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Old 07-19-2005, 09:29 PM #21
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http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.p...1&page=1&pp=21

here is a thread were you can see the idiots take it in the rear by your one and only.
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