97% of Ion owners think that their $300 investment is better than your $1500 marker. If you want to bonusball these pricktards, put this in your sig.
"Adrenaline. Itís what drives us to return to the field, week after week. The bruises we wear are badges of honor, and proof of our dedication to our chosen art. One need only examine the smoking remains of our bank balances to see the extent of this addiction. We are paintball."