"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."
"Originally posted by jonleflar: I work out my right arm vigorously, then thrashturbate."
"Originally posted by justthetipp: just turn around and walk back out of the kitchen. the invisible fence will stop her from following you... :dodgy:"