Tadao'd blue sponge featherlite viking.
I think he was responsible for all of it. First he invented Viagra. Then he invented the internet so he could sell the Viagra. Pants became a necessity because the world doesn't want a bunch of middle-aged men hopped up on Viagra with no pants on. The pants were originally made of corduroy, which caused a great deal of friction when the middle aged men were chasing tail. And all that friction caused the global warming. (TargetIndy referring to Al Gore)