The Rocket

[one five one]

There's a new speed demon in paintball...

Soon, everyone will know his name.

Grant "The Rocket" Smith

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/6001/GrantGreycopy.jpg

Here are a few stats:

Weight: 145lbs

Height: 5'10"

40 Yd: 4.0 FLAT

Bench press: 460lbs

Leg press: 890lbs

Hair: Brown, and very soft.

Eyes: Deep Mahogany

Skin: Tark tan, almost black. Some people think he is...

Shoes: PF Flyers

Gun: Doesn't matter, he's still gonna shoot you.

Girlfriend: None. (HINT HINT ladies)

He's shown here on the right: Wearing his favorite color red.
http://img37.exs.cx/img37/7892/Grantbyron.jpg

[one five one]

By the way, the only reason he got shot that game was because it was a 5 on 1... But after a few moments it was a 4 on 1. That's how good he is. We don't even use him unless everyone else is in the penalty box because if we use him with 4 other players on the field it's just straight up OVERKILL.

Players have been known to fake injuries, and even act like they're asleep to avoid playing him. I know I have. Anyone who sees this guy on the field..... GET YOUR CAMERA. Because pictures of him will probably be worth something in a few years. If you see him walking around Ultimate paintball, don't even hesitate to ask for his autograph. He loves his fans more than anything, and stops at nothing to make children happy. If you would like to talk to this soon to be celebrity his AIM screen name is: boysmtty.

Well that's all for now. I'll let some other people that know The Rocket come in here and tell tales of his greatness.

*there may be minimal exaggeration within this post.

[AWOLBatman]

> there may be minimal exaggeration within this post

No, really?

But take another look at that dude on the left. Eddie Griffin plays paintball, who knew?

[LA Kid]

who do u play for. n that was a really lame joke probably like ur game

[BluStreak81]

BURN!

ahaha yeah lame. Lame as this thread.

[Border Runner]

is this thread real?!?!?!

or are u jokin, dude?

[paintbusta13]

thats some funny *** ****

[one five one]

Man you guys suck at living. Yeah this thread is real.... psssh.

Lame? I'd like to see any of you type something that shows that much beauty. ;)

It's only lame because you haven't encountered The Rocket yet. Trust me.

Oh, and yes, Byron does kind of look like Eddie Griffin in that picture.

[one five one]

Originally posted by LA Kid
who do u play for. n that was a really lame joke probably like ur game

Ultimate.

Yeah, I do have lame game. You're right.




Who do you play for? Haha.

[boysmtty]

is that a dirty sanchez The Rocket has in the 2nd picture?....pretty gutsy

[notVirgilPoo]

Ill put my local rocket against your rocket any day

[CHALMETTE]

You can reach in my pocket and grab my rocket and you'll see something "dark tan, mahogany brown, and wearing a tip of its favorite color red, also mistaken for being black because of its size" (thanks to the Penis Mightier)

:P


not the worst thread :tup: not the best thread :tdown:

[Border Runner]

Supa Shan Man, u magnificent genius!!!!!!!!!!

[ImpulseNastyMarion]

HAHAH bench press 460lbs and leg press 890lbs.. haha good luck