Holliday's Wednesday Class

[StrangeHolliday]

Being Cool .

I'm the last person to give classes on being cool . so this is going to be short . Make lots of loot and bang out hot chicks . Im am not a expert at this . I actually play div 3 in life so im just taking a guess on what it takes to become a pro at "being cool" . Could be wrong , there could be some "being cool" ramping program that all the pros are using , but i haven't had a chance to get my hands on it yet .

thank you
Holliday

[G$Matrix]

:dodgy:


All the money i make goes back to playing paintball, and whats left pays the bills. Guess I wont be able to raise my coolness factor, I'll just stick with being a baller.

[hired_gat]

Damn
You opened a can of worms, Mr Holliday.
There is going to be people actually asking for a "cool ramp program" now.
I guess Ill have to go to the fs/t and start selling em! :D

[StrangeHolliday]

oh one more thing .. when you meet a girl dont tell them you play professional paintball .. its the equivalent of telling them you're a professional checkers player . tell them you dont like video games , not really a computer person etc...

plus half the time they think you said ping pong anyways . PAINTBALL !! Clean out your F#&$ ing ears.

[bounusball75]

hahahahah^ thats great.

[G$Matrix]

But Holliday, you gotta remember, some girls love guys in uniform too.

[prestoisaballa]

myspace.com seem to pull in the ladies for my friends...

ask some of the HK guys they seem PRO :dodgy:

[StrangeHolliday]

well yes . I 've heard this too . "girls love guys in uniforms" Ya sure they do , maybe back in the 50's and 60's when american gov't was trying to get as many soldiers to join the army as they could . (who knows ? ) I haven't actually ever picked up a girl wearing my paintball jersey . but then again i've never tried

[bounusball75]

I bet you could pick up a few dudes in your jersey, I know half these guys on the forum would date a pro, but you not into that, ......I hope J/k

[gzinthehood]

lerning iz knot khool. u kneed 2 lern da difrense beetween watz khool ahnd watz knot. lerning klasses suk.

i hayte 2 lern.

i past forth grayde.

[StrangeHolliday]

god ... trying to read that made my testicles hurt.

[prestoisaballa]

lol wtf?!?!?!^

[prestoisaballa]

Originally posted by StrangeHolliday
oh one more thing .. when you meet a girl dont tell them you play professional paintball .. its the equivalent of telling them you're a professional checkers player . tell them you dont like video games , not really a computer person etc...

plus half the time they think you said ping pong anyways . PAINTBALL !! Clean out your F#&$ ing ears.
idk the chicks i meet dont seem to care i make sure to tell em its not the kinda woodsball ****...

[StrangeHolliday]

well like i said im no expert.

[prestoisaballa]

get on my level.... j/k:D :dodgy:

[StrangeHolliday]

you have the cheater program?

[gzinthehood]

Originally posted by gzinthehood
lerning iz knot khool. u kneed 2 lern da difrense beetween watz khool ahnd watz knot. lerning klasses suk.

i hayte 2 lern.

i past forth grayde.

learning is not cool. you need to learn the difference between whats cool and whats not. learning classes suck.

i hate to learn.

i passed fourth grade.

[StrangeHolliday]

awww relief ... big thanks , my testicles are fine now .

[andrewhagens]

hahahahahha

[prestoisaballa]

Originally posted by StrangeHolliday
you have the cheater program?

yeh dowg 80% ramp at 3 bitches

[SEVENTWOSEVEN]

presto u need the ultra cheater program.

and dont tell them you play paintball you ruin it for the rest of us!

[prestoisaballa]

joey.....shoo fly

[F@CELESS.]

Originally posted by prestoisaballa
idk the chicks i meet dont seem to care i make sure to tell em its not the kinda woodsball ****...


preston why do you have to hog all the hot bitches? leave some for us ugly ppl lol...

[JCPballer06]

Listening to Jack Johnson get's the ladies :tup: